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me anytime xiaolan is mentioned now
For everyone requesting more of them
Here you go...
i had a dream that under every taco bell there was a brothel that also served as an intelligence agency for the government and you had to order a specific meal that didn't exist to get access to it
ok i drew that little lineup faster than i thought i would
might make one with more charcters in the future buuuuuuuut i didnt want this to spiral too far out of hand. also because i kind of gaf less. except about chosen...
speaking of bonus doodles too as always:
i haven't read many fics, but i feel like whenever the hollowheads are depicted as brothers, there's always the same dynamic: victim is the parentified eldest, tco is the nonchalant middle child who doesn't want to be mean to the youngest, tdl is an entity of chaos who torments his siblings, and tsc is the curious and playful youngest,
but they all have anger issues
reading light novels is crazy because most of the ones i pick don't have animes, so i don't have anyone to talk to about them, and i know there's a fandom for everything but i don't know where to find that fandom
or i can just post screenshots i take because i hate the names they be choosing and let my thoughts be in the void
"deja vu"
its so funny to me when a serious fic goes out of its way to mention sj's Shapely Behind and Missing Waist paired with his Long Silky Voluminous Midnight Black Hair and Delicately Manicured Nails and his Soft Pink Lips and
ESPECIALLYYYY when its like not even another character describing sj that way
Crossposting my moshang age gap omegaverse mating run brainrot at the behest of my moshang wife
Omegaverse culture where once you turn a certain age (18 or 20 or whatever sucks your dick), you’re expected to participate in a mating run. And if you don’t get mated one year, you run the next year. It’s intended to ensure everyone gets paired off.Â
Enter omega sqh, who’s like. Bro for one thing, I do not want to end up with one of my agemates, have you seen these guys? Half of them I’ve seen making fart jokes, the other half probably bullied me. Ew. And also, he likes being on his own, no longer subject to the pressure of what he should be. He just got away from his family - why would he want to get stuck with some stupid knot head who thinks he should clean the house or stop enjoying video games (assuming this is modern au, idk substitute it with something else if you prefer historical au)??
So he decides he’s gonna try his hardest not to get caught. Like, at all. Ever. He’s skeptical of his plan at first, but in his first mating run, his combination of speedy, cowardly get-away tricks and ability to hole himself up in a good hiding spot for a long time ensures that he’s a-okay for the duration of the run. It seems like easy street from there - keep evading everyone in the annual runs, and eventually either he’ll be old enough that alphas won’t even bother to chase him anymore for preference of their younger, prettier agemates, or he’ll be old enough that the run organizers will feel too awkward to keep forcing him to continue running.Â
And for a while, it works. Year after year, sqh runs better than any before or since. Even the few who might like an older omega start to drop off after a while, writing him off as an impossible chase. Ten years in, at the truly ancient and prehistoric age of 30 or so, sqh thinks he’s in for another year of getting to curl up in a tree stump somewhere with a book and no one pursuing him.Â
Enter mbj.
Mbj, ready for his first run, whose heart is set on the best omega. Whether he’s a prince or an heir to a company or whatever, he knows he wants the strongest andÂ
cleverest and overall best at his side. He disdains the pretty, flirty young things in his age group; he passes over the omegas with sharp glints in their eyes, on their second or third runs, desperate for a worthy alpha, who will surely let themselves be caught easily by him to attach themselves to his family fortune.Â
Unbeknownst to sqh, lazily stretching without a care in the world, mbj is absolutely SET on him.
He sneers at his fellow agemates, who jostle and joke about the uncatchable omega; less competition is fine by him, but they are fools if they think an easier to catch omega is of higher quality. Ten years. Ten years!! Uncaught by alphas of arguably better physique, using his wit and skill to evade capture. One who doesn’t even bother to glance at mbj, assured of his future success. This one has strength, intelligence, and a fierce independence he can admire. Being older by a decade is no matter to him - if anything, he’d rather have someone with life experience. Mbj hates to be the one to break such an impressive streak, but he must if he wants to have this beguiling creature. (Sqh, picking some dirt out of his fingernail: I wonder if writing a sevensome is gonna be too much to keep track of)
The run starts, and Sqh is immediately aware that something is wrong. Namely, that there’s a prickle on the nape of his neck warning him that someone is staring him down like a starving wolf and his cute little ass is a juicy raw steak. Which is so fucking weird, because like, don’t most of these kids think 30 is like, elderly? Who the hell is trying to watch him? But he shakes it off and books it, confident that the alpha will lose interest after a few hours of being led in circles only to come out fruitless, like most do.
Anyway. Many many hours later, still free but completely flustered and bamboozled, sqh is still having to double back and leave fake trails and set traps and not be ensconced in a shady little cave somewhere with some good porn, because the alpha! Is still! Following him!!! If anything, the boy is more determined than ever, when sqh can catch his scent on the wind - like the difficulty of the chase is drawing him in tighter and tighter, a net snared around his neck that chokes further with their struggles.Â
From here it’s a choose your own adventure - whether mbj fails this year and for the next two, growing more and more obsessed with every lost chase, until sqh finally runs out of tricks and mbj falls upon him like a beast starved; or, if sqh gets unlucky in classic sv fashion and makes mistake that has him dealing with an assful of grabby, oppressive young man whose lust and naive determination makes sqh feel like some kind of dirty old man for sitting there and taking it.
sometimes i think about when i took a history class in college and we turned in our first assignment of the semester (an essay) and the professor had us schedule a time with her so she could grade our paper in front of us
so i go in for my scheduled time and she pulls out the printed version of my paper and the first question she asks is "do you like writing stories?"
the panic that ran through my body, because i have been writing fanfiction since i was 11, i didn't know what to say so i just fell back on the fact that i was an english major and was like "yeah, i do like writing" and she went "that makes sense, the way you wrote it feels like writing a story" i felt so relieved that i nearly sighed out loud
so anyway i got an A- on that assignment, despite the fact that i wrote the entire thing two hours before it needed to be turned in
i know there is a bunch of liujiu shen yuan baby but I have an idea
Liu Qingge is hunting some beast in a forest near Cang Qiong Mt Sect and spots a little kid outside the forest that looks exactly like Shen Qingqiu so he goes "wtf". And because he's a man of action his first thought is go and confront SQQ, so he does just that and speeds to Qing Jing Peak.
He breaks down the door and sees SQQ grading papers and he's more piss because his potential kid is alone in the forest.
LQG: How dare you abandon your child in the forest!!!!
SQQ(piss because lqq broke his door): Have you finally gone mad, you brute!??!!
They start a screaming match and SQQ still doesn't acknoledge that he has a kid nor that he abandoned him so LQQ flies out again to find the kid and bring him to his door to see it.
Shen Yuan is feeling troubled. The system had an error and know he's in some random npc orphan. That's not the issue tho, the issue is that the system is changing his face so he can replace the current SQQ and it's playing with his genetics! Luckily is not going to bad and he actually looks good but he's like 10 so is not really convincing.
He was going to explore his surroundings to see where in PIDW he is in and what part of the timeline when out of nowhere a man grabbed him by the collar and dragged him (more like flung him) to a random house in the mountains. So he thinks he's being kidnapped by demonic cultivators.
Or not????
He's kneeling infront of the Scum Villain himself!!! And he's in screaming match with the War God about... paretnal rights??? What is happening???
LQG: See??? He's exactly like you!
SQQ: And??
LQG: So it's yours!!
SQQ: NO IT'S NOT!
LQG: YOU CAN'T ABANDON YOUR KID IN THE FOREST!
SQQ: IF YOU'RE SO PISSED, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT??
LQG: MAYBE I WILL
SQQ: YEAH???
LQG: YEAH!!!
And now Shen Yuan is a disciple in Bai Zhan peak and LQG's personal disciple because "he won't be like his deadbeat father"
Rumours spread like wildfire of how Liu Qingge had a child with Shen Qingqiu and SQQ refuse to acknoledge his son so LQQ is forced to be a single dad.
Luo Binghe is in Qing Jing peak shortly after but SQQ is so focused in being mad at LQG that he just ignores to boy to fight with the other peak lord. And SY is always sneaking to QJP to try and help LBH to not get bully but this is confused by the other disciples as SY wanting to connect with his other father.
LQG: Stop stealing my disciple!
SQQ: Maybe if your peak wasn't so shitty he would feel the need to be here in the first place!
SQQ: You know what?? He's staying because NOW he can start using his brain properly!
LQG: You bitch-
i know it's implied in the ln that maomao looks more like lakan, but do you think the courtesans ever look at maomao at the right angle and see a perfect mirror of fengxian?
me reading this part:
Dumbass Moshang idea: casual biting is a common feature of advanced stages of courting in demon culture. Mobei-Jun, in his desperation to get Shang Qinghua to accept his courting, tries it out just to try and get SQH to take a hint.
SQH is startled at first, but thinks it's some kind of dominance thing, MBJ showing that he's in charge, and just accepts it. They're pretty gentle bites, actually, and much better than getting whacked around!
So, of course, there comes a time when MBJ and SQH are having some kind of meeting with Bingqiu, and at some point MBJ just leans over and noms SQH on the ear, which SQH doesn't even flinch at. To which Shen Qingqiu, who knows what that means, shouts "YOU GOT ENGAGED AND DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME???"
And that's how Shang Qinghua was the absolute last person to know that Mobei Jun has been begging him to marry him for the past 6 years or so.
im excited for season 3 for this particular reason
THE WAY LAHAN LITERALLY TATTLE TAILED ON LAKAN FOR ARGUING WITH JINSHI TO HIS UNCLE. CRYING ON THE FLOOR
only one who can reign in the master strategist who's helped to topple nations is his uncle the apothecary