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22 - aries - ny, ny

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[zovsko]

cant stop thinking about this comment

[weaver-z]

Whenever I meet an ex-Christian I can always tell whether they were Catholic or Evangelical because Catholics are all “Ohhh I have a ~complicated~ relationship with religion, I listen to ~Hozier~” and ex-Evangelicals/Fundamentalists would like. Burn down their former church with no hesitation and a smile on their face

[spokenitalics]

this is a personal attack

[bbirdlube]

My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e2 | We Got Our Business Looks

[moriarty]

i don’t have any FUCKING CLOTHES!

[mrmessgoesnuts]

For those of you that didn’t listen to the commentary on this episode: They really did plan this bit without Griffin and he was very angry about it

[vainvaihe]

two. two Scorpio older brothers.

[corpsefaking-moved]

what if 😳 what if my b 😳 what if my back didnt hurt 😳

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shesnake]

Bong Joon-ho on the specificity and universality of Parasite (2019)

[everythingfox]

“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year”

(via)

[1dietcokeinacan]

Daughters really do share deep rooted emotional trauma with/inherit deep rooted emotional trauma from their mothers and I know it’s true bc whenever I try to approach a sensitive topic with my mom, no matter how calm and civil and patient I intend to be no matter how much I’ve practiced what I want to say no matter how OK I was even a moment before, I always involuntarily burst into desperate, angry hysterics the moment I open my mouth. As though it’s coming from a place buried so far within me I cannot even register its existence until it has overtaken me. And I know I’m not alone on this either. There is so much we internalize from our mothers that we never learn to contend with. That we never even learn to recognize

[domestic-butch-deactivated20181]

Every woman is essentially a Russian Nesting Doll of trauma. There’s my pain, then open me up and neatly nested inside is my mother and her pain, crack her open and there’s her mother, and then

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[patchwork-fox]

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

[browsedankmemes]

[multiheaded1793]

I’m at the trolley problem

I’m at the prisoner’s dilemma

I’m at the combination trolley problem and prisoner’s dilemma

[fictionismyfreakinglife]

Stephanie Meyer: Rosalie Hale killed her rapists one by one. Including her fiancée

Me now and at 13:

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

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[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

Yes god

[munchsquads]

god

[mori-esque]

Why does Justin look like he’s got my soul on that fork

[that-green-nut]

This honestly holds to the “all images of Justin are cursed, all images of Travis is blessed, all images of Griffin instill a subtle sense of discomfort” law.

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

[notkatniss]

I think about this tweet every single time I see this advertisement