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“in order to create loving males we need to love males” means teach boys that they can be themselves without being less of a man. it means being encouraging and nurturing of their emotions so they don’t become cold and hateful. it means showing boys, early in their lives, that they have value outside of what our society deems proper masculinity. what it doesn’t mean is that it’s our job to handhold men who see women as walking sex toys through the concept of empathy, and maybe if we’re really really nice to them and don’t say things that hurt their feelings they’ll stop killing us for saying no

ottermatopoeia

I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding

ottermatopoeia

Very much in line with the attitude of "this choice will marginally improve the way I move through the world and make everyone else's experience SIGNIFICANTLY worse, but I don't really care, based simply on the fact that I am allowed to do it and there's nothing they can or will do to stop me" ya feel me?

mumblesplash

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

kata4a

scionofguineverependragon

konoko

hayscodeviolation

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

captchacomics

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

can we bring back captcha comics

kushblazer666

jasper-rolls

honeyslim

No offense but these are absolute classic images

say-hi-intrepid-heroes

some of yall really out here missing the entire point of misfits and magic

you can't make a problem go away just by pretending it doesn't exist. you have to call it out.

misfits and magic calls out that book series in every way possible, from the general discrimination to the lack of diversity to the specific idea that kids are evil from age 11.

should that book series get more publicity? no. but if the bullshit that author does is ignored, it will only fester and become a bigger problem. call out the issue without giving the issue any money. call out the issue in an effective manner. and in this case, call out the issue in a fun way that supports actual queer people.

sadclowncentral

i paint. and because someone told me that another student wanted to get his portrait done i approached this man who i have barely exchanged two sentences before and said "i heard you want to get painted. i'll do it for 500"

and it took as two very confusing and exparating minutes of haggling about the price and outlining the logistics of said painting during which i said sentences like "you can be naked if you want but that would be extra" and "what do you mean why would you pay me. i do all the work?" while he got increasingly more flushed until i put my foot down and said "well if you want to be painted baroque style that's gonna cost some money" and he said "oh my god PAINTED. that makes a lot more sense."

turns out he misheard me and thought a stranger. a random person. came up to him in the middle of the lecture hall in front of god and everyone and loudly and confidently said "i heard you want get pegged." and then got mad at his refusal to pay half a grand for it. can you fucking imagine

stagstims

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moki-dokie

this is mind boggling levels of insane. if you've never done needlefelting you can't quite comprehend how fucking difficult it is to not only make things so precise at such a small scale but like, not get the fibers tangled into literally everything else they interact with. and then ANIMATING it??? bro this is witchcraft

anoptimisticdevil

sarasa-cat

fraseris

possibilities

-biden declares himself dictator on the basis of having won the last election. harris is next in line

-harris contests the results and we get left wing jan 6th

-vance overthrows trump

-musk overthrows trump

-the power of being president gets to trump's head and the trump-vance-musk-rogan polycule has such an explosive breakup that we get a democrat as president somehow anyways

fraseris

-trump disqualifies himself for the presidency by somehow making it official that he won the 2020 election, thus violating the 22nd amendment (president cannot be elected more than twice) and is forced out of office by the majority of his voters who believe in the constitution above the bible

-biden dies before the inauguration. harris becomes president and uses her legal immunity to get rid of trump and vance and holds office until 2028

-incredible bernie-aoc alliance forms and we get slightly more left wing jan 6th

-jill stein jan 6th

-usa annexed by canada

-"MAGA communists" do something shocking