I didn’t know you had another level.
There’snothing to tell! He’s just some guy I work with!
Thisis not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
Funny, I don’t remember you making any sperm!
Oh! Satan’s minions at work again.
It’s not mine! I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
You know what I don’t get? The way guys can do so many mean things and, like, not even care.
When I’m with a woman, I need to know that I’m going out with more people than she is.
You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.
Oh, so I’m a failure now, is that it? I’m a bigger failure than you, is that right?
Is it loaded?
Everything’s going to be all right.
I will see you… and I’ll raise you. What do you say… want to waste another buck?
You are ready to make a commitment!
You are dead meat.
Oh, come on, like you tell me everything?
That is WILD!
Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.
No, it’s not ‘interesting’! It’s very not interesting! It’s 100% the opposite of interesting!
Well, that’s kinda outta the blue.
Want half of my sandwich?
Haven’t you ever gotten beat up before?
Look, what do you want me to say?
I can’t. It’s like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna… pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
How can you not be going? What are you talking about?
How can you not know which one?
Are you actually saying these words?
It’s never taken me a week to get over a relationship.
I broke up with you because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you.
What the hell was that?
What do you want from me?
Would you like to come in?
Over the line? You — you’re — you’re so far past the line, that you — you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Did it drive you crazy to not know?
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