Hong Lu

Hello Everyone, I like my friends. :D

[honglcblu]

Hello my friends!! :D

Hello everyone, I hope we can all be great friends, and you enjoy my words! :)

[fixerofjustice]

not to alarm you but there seems to be a leak in the pipes near the halls.

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Nothing bad could come from that...

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Also heres a volley ball :3

...I will gladly take the volleyball. However.

@heathonthecliff @honglcblu @faustknowsnone @ticktock-redclock @ungezieferkaisertheoutcast @rodion-lbc9 @sinner8-lcb @meursault-ask-blog

SOMEONE FIX THAT. PLEASE. I AM NOT GOING TO BE GOING INTO THAT HALLWAY UNTIL IT'S FIXED.

[honglcblu]

I am not a plumber! I will not par-take in such a... laborous activity such as that~! I for one do not have proper qualifications nor do I even wish to touch such a nasty leakage!

[honglcblu]

Hmmm~? I wonder if me and my friends would be good in one of those... Kart Racer games~?

I wonder... Don Quxiote would likely run off the road... Heathcliff would likely be running people off the road... Hm... Maybe it's for the best we have never had this experience~?

[honglcblu]

Don Quixote wants you to bear her children

OH MY! @fixerofjustice Is this true~?

If so... I wouldn't mind~!

[fixerofjustice]

WHAAAA???? PRITHEE, HOW MIGHT SUCH A THING EVEN WORK??? AS A MAN, NOT ONLY ART YOU UNABLE TO DO SUCH A THING, BUT I AM A BLOODFIEND??? I AM QUITE CONFUSED BY THIS ANON?

[honglcblu]

Like that'll stop you from trying, my dear~!

[knightoflamanchaland]

How dost thou think that thy was born? I shall teach you the ways, mine kindred.

[fixerofjustice]

FATHER, WHAT??? YOU ADOPTED ME???

[knightoflamanchaland]

[fixerofjustice]

WHAT DOST SUCH A REACTION MEAN, FATHER???? HUH???? WE ARE BLOODFIENDS???? WE CANNOT GET PREGNANT, NOR IMPREGNATE OTHERS???? 'TIS BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE????

[knightoflamanchaland]

there is still a lot you need to learn, Sancho...

[fixerofjustice]

WHA??? FATHER, WHAT DOST THOU MEAN??? I- I THOUGHT IT 'TWAS POSSIBLE FOR A BLOODFIEND SUCH AS MYSELF TO CARRY A CHILD??? IT IS, CORRECT???

[knightoflamanchaland]

it takes a lot of work and precision, but yes! you can! I have seen many of times of Bloodfiend reproduction in La Manchaland!

[fixerofjustice]

...I care not for the details, father. I have heard stories of how painful the process is. And I wish not to carry a child, unless such a thing was desired by mine beloved... I may perhaps consider it, but not for a long while. In many, many, years. Possibly never. Most likely never.

[knightoflamanchaland]

We do it separately than how humans do it. we take our blood, and create. while creating a sentient being is hard, and takes precision and time. what you would need to do is take you and some of your beloved's blood, and concentrate it into a being. similar to how I made Rocinante. the child's species completely relies on you.

[fixerofjustice]

...much preferable to other methods. However, I do not think I would like to be a mother anytime soon. Possibly ever. Nicolina and Curiambro shall remain the closest you have to grandchildren possibly forever.

[knightoflamanchaland]

ah, make your decision soon, mine kindred.. no matter how sad... human lifespans are regrettably short.

[fixerofjustice]

...such a thing is true. Unless it was a situation similar to that of Lady Bari, where one was able to expand their lifespan to such a long while...

[knightoflamanchaland]

ah, who am I to bring down the mood! Peg him if you want to, he's your mate! haha!

[fixerofjustice]

...father. What dost thou mean by "mate"? Humans, nor Bloodfiends, "mate" with another?

[knightoflamanchaland]

my apologies... that's what they called it, long ago...

[fixerofjustice]

SINCE WHEN DID HUMANS REFER TO ONE ANOTHER AS MATES? YOU ARE NOT MANY CENTURIES OLDER THAN MINESELF IN THE SLIGHTEST??

[knightoflamanchaland]

maybe it was the type of humans I've been around.

[fixerofjustice]

...father. Thou art concerning me. Prithee, what humans were you spending time around...?

[knightoflamanchaland]

that.... is a tale for another day.

[honglcblu]

...cant believe you two just sat there with me in same room and had this whooooole conversation... I did not need to know how it actually worked~???

I have never heard anyone call eachother "mates"...

[honglcblu]

Don Quixote wants you to bear her children

OH MY! @fixerofjustice Is this true~?

If so... I wouldn't mind~!

[fixerofjustice]

WHAAAA???? PRITHEE, HOW MIGHT SUCH A THING EVEN WORK??? AS A MAN, NOT ONLY ART YOU UNABLE TO DO SUCH A THING, BUT I AM A BLOODFIEND??? I AM QUITE CONFUSED BY THIS ANON?

[honglcblu]

Like that'll stop you from trying, my dear~!

[honglcblu]

Don Quixote wants you to bear her children

OH MY! @fixerofjustice Is this true~?

If so... I wouldn't mind~!

[honglcblu]

*baps your ponytail like a cat*

*bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap*

Uhm- please stop doing that~!

Pushes your hand away

That is my hair~! If you would like to touch you must ask first~

[honglcblu]

i want to have your babies

I- Uhm- Uh- Ehem! Well how kind of you~? But I do believe I cannot do that, for... various reasons dear Anon~! For one we just met- And I also am in love with my dearest Don Quixote~! Apologies dear Anon-

[honglcblu]

Ough Hong Lu ur so relatable and cool... I'm watching ur character growth with great interest..... I hope that one day I can be just like you.......

Ah~! I person with good taste - well to be as refined and regal as me takes time and effort and maybe a few tears... some blood... But I believe that you can do it without any of the bad~! Keep on going, dear Anon!!

[honglcblu]

*Pets the Hong Lu*

Oh my~! Thank you! I appreciate the show of affection dear Anon~!

[honglcblu]

...the anons stole my shoes again.

Oh... Well I'm sure it will be fine my dear~! Nothing that hasn't before right? Cant you get them back~?

[honglcblu]

Made a tier list of all my Co-Workers~! Sorry Heathcliff... You can be very crude at times!

[honglcblu]

Heya Camera boy.

Here's a book series known as "The Chronicles of Narniah"

Hm... Intriguing... Looks neat, I shall read these in my own time, maybe even Don Quixote may like them?? I shall ask her in due time~!

[honglcblu]

injects you with frozen solid determination ice cream

W-What?? Why would you do that-? What even is that Is this the "drugs" that so many use to feel better about their lives?

[ryoshu-lcb-art]

Yo, I'm in the S.A. D.A.W.A?

("Snack Isle" and "Does anyone want anything.".. I think)

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[honglcblu]

Hmm. I am quite a fan of those little cookies, with the cream in between them- "Oreos" they are called. I'd like those, please, and thank you!

[honglcblu]

Hong Lu, is it? i see you've got a charm on my Sancho! And I endorse what you are doing to my beloved Kindred, I haven't seen her this happy in centuries!

-Don Quixote (@knightoflamanchaland )

Ah~! Why thank you, kind sir! I promise to give her all the luxuries my life has to offer~!!

[honglcblu]

SIR HONG LU

I HAST ASKED YOUR MOTHER FOR PERMISSION, AND IT HAST BEEN GRANTED FOR ME TO ASK YOU A QUESTION

I REQUEST THEE TO MEET UP WITH MINESELF, PREPARED TO EXIT THE BUS TOGETHER TONIGHT. I SHALL AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE WITH ANTICIPATION.

Hmmm~.... Well now~! I shall do as requested of me Dearest Quixote~! See you soon~!