queen of the universe.

ask.

[justintaco]

[honorreigns]

@straightscallop 🐶🐶🐶

[honorreigns]

Went on vacation this past week. Got to be fancy for dinner and obviously had to make a before and after picture. 😎

[honorreigns]

you know i had to do it. before and after first time ever bikini edition! obviously i have no before pictures in swim wear, so this will have to do. 150 pounds. 15 months. champion.

[honorreigns]

this still gets notes every now and then and that makes me happy.

[straightscallop]

“I want to go on adventures!” “looking for someone to go on adventures with.” “we went adventuring!”

shut the fuck up stop

the only written turn-off worse than that is “x years young.”

we’re not children’s cartoon characters. you’re not the scrappy tween protagonist of a coming-of-age novel. no. n o. you want to have interesting experiences. go to foreign or far-off places. get lost for the fun of it. you went hiking and have a great story to tell. there are so many other ways to say what you’re trying to say. yeah, I’m a negative, grumpy, old lady, but I don’t care.

[honorreigns]

I will 96396% always and forever say that I want to go on adventures/adventuring and you cannot stop me. I LOVE ADVENTURES.

[tapeduct]

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

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[straightscallop]

@honorreigns ?? us or nah

[honorreigns]

yes. 100% 😑😑

[daisybud]

hands up if you’re sad, stressed, tired and really craving romantic affection

[yars]

[honorreigns]

new shirt, which was obviously made for me.

[honorreigns]

so, as you (didn't) know, my birthday was the 1st. it was definitely one of my best birthdays ever! 😍😍😍 i hope your holidays were just as nice. 😊😘

[honorreigns]

*Gossiping*

Friend: oh my god do you know who so and so is

Me: no but continue bc I am a nosey bitch

[classydude]

me during november:

me during december:

[bulbatsar]

My ideal future marriage.

[listenuppnow]

[honorreigns]

you know i had to do it. before and after first time ever bikini edition! obviously i have no before pictures in swim wear, so this will have to do. 150 pounds. 15 months. champion.

[beliveinyourselffrv]

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