we will not harm you

I am a Hooded Figure in training. Forgive my accidents. ------ Welcome to Night Vale OC rp blog FC: Ben Barnes

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"Well. I would like to try them. See how they are for myself."

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"That’s- …Are you sure about that?"

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"Sure. Why not. Unless they're going to kill me of course. And maybe I could give you a pointer or two."

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Goodbye Listeners, Goodbye. 

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"….Your scones."

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"…………………………..What about them."

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"Well. I would like to try them. See how they are for myself."

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"…I want to talk to you."

[steeevecarlsberg]

"What’s there to talk about?"

[hoodedfigureintraining-blog]

"....Your scones."

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"...I want to talk to you."

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five approached

"Yes...? What do you want....?"

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Reblog if you are a Night Vale RP blog

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WHY DO PERSONALS REBLOG RP THREADS SERIOUSLY STOP

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You know you’re a tumblr user when: you use tumblr

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whoa

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you know you’re a tumblr user when you add a stupid comment

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you know you’re a tumblr user when you add the same comment varied slightly

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you know you’re a tumblr user when you react in gif

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you know you’re a tumblr user when you VOTE FOR HIRAM MCDANIELS

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you know you’re a tumblr user whEN YOU USE FLAME THROWERS TO DESTROY EVERYTHING. NOTHING IS LEFT. THERE IS NOTHING.

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and now...the weather.

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steeevecarlsberg approached

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"Dog park. Hooded figures. Me. Live. Yes. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala."

[steeevecarlsberg]

"…You make… only a little sense."

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"...Do you understand?"

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Personal blogs please do not reblog rp threads.

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a lot of people approached. run. run quickly.

"Hm?" "Yo. Wassup guys?

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Because of the hatesex thing I think I've gained like...six new followers?

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"Shhhhhhh. Shhhhhhh. No is not the time. Proceed with the hatesex."

[steeevecarlsberg]

"There will be, no hatesex! …Even if there was it’s none of your business.”

[hoodedfigureintraining-blog]

İ̠̲̖̞͇͙̩̙̥̞̣̖̖̆̈́̑̂ͮ͊͛̂̅̌ͣ̔́͢͢͝ ̵̨̛̳̤͚̬͍̩̗̗̞͉̲͑͆̄̈́̌ͤͪ͜W̴ͤ̑̾̍ͦ̐̊͑̀ͮ̾͂̑̓҉̬͇͙̙͘͜A̸̭̳̦̰̮̥̖͕̯̬̬̫̣̮̍͛ͦ̉̏ͦͦ͂̎̀̕N̸̹̩͕̺̰̳̣͚̥͉̬ͧ͛̀̐̾̓̉ͮ̾̑̀́͞͡͠ͅT̶͇͙̬͉͈͎͔̫̖͚͙ͬ̈́ͬ̈̉̀͂ͤ̏̍̈́ͭ̚͟ ̢̡̝̩̼̻̝̺̬̜̠̪͕̀͒̒̈̌̿̄T̵͎̠̞͎̟̞̺̯͎͎̱̮̭̙͉̮̣ͬ̂̑̓ͯͮ̓̀͞͝ͅH̗͚̣͚͙͕͎̺̟̤͖̟̒ͫͪ̆̄̈́̂ͨ̐ͧ͐̅́̉̂́̚͢͡E̛̛̐̏ͤ͗ͨͣͤ͋ͪ̀̀͑͗̽̎͘͏̥͙̙͉̞̝̹̫̺ͅ ̘͓̼̳͇̼̘̮͕͉ͨ̌̾̊͒͐ͦ̃͟͜͠H̢̛͓̪̼̗̩̟̭̱͉͔̱̱̳ͧ̇͒̑͑͌ͮ̿̆ͬͧ̇̿̀̕A̷̷̛͍̮̝͓͕̝̬̾ͯ͑̂̈͗̈́ͧͬͣ͆́͘T̸̨͍̪̜̤͉̯̞̗̎̿ͩ̆̅̚È̵̶̢̟͍̱̳̪̭̖ͯ́̏͊ͣ̿̆͂͂̿̕͡S̶̘̭͚̮̜̻̩ͪ͑̌ͩ̈̾ͪͦͯͩͥ͌ͩ͋̎ͩ́̕Eͣ̏̑̃ͭ̏ͯͣͦ̉̾҉̡́͝͏͔͍̺̣̫̗͈̙̮̖̦̦͉̻͖̱͍̯̫X̴̧̧̝̞̺̮̊ͬ͗ͫ͘͢ͅͅ

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Holy- —WHAT INTHE NINE HELLS EVEN ARE YOU?!

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"...Yes."

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man-in-the-tan-jacket approached

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"It isn’t, ya got that right." He rubbed back his hair and chuckled slightly. "I mean, there are so many rituals we have to go through to appease soooo many gods."

[tanjacket]

"Which is why I would never attempt such training. I am too lazy." His smirk turned into an honest grin. He liked this one. "I would much rather get my nose into things I shouldn’t on my own time."

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The trainee matched the grin. “Good of a reason as any. I have a list of things that I can’t get into myself…sadly.” He blinked and rubbed his hair again. “Is there something I should call you or….?”

[tanjacket]

"Ah, forgive me. You can call me the Man in the Tan Jacket…some have began to shorten that to TJ." Or Jack, but he’d…rather not mention that nickname. He adjusted his cuffs, mentally shaking himself to rid the thoughts.

"Yourself?"

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"TJ. Pleasure to meet you." Adrian stuck out his hand, smiling. His eyes narrowed a fraction as he noticed the adjusting of the cuffs.

"Hm? Oh, my name is Adrian. Currently. For now. You know how it is."

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"Shhhhhhh. Shhhhhhh. No is not the time. Proceed with the hatesex."

[steeevecarlsberg]

"There will be, no hatesex! …Even if there was it’s none of your business.”

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İ̠̲̖̞͇͙̩̙̥̞̣̖̖̆̈́̑̂ͮ͊͛̂̅̌ͣ̔́͢͢͝ ̵̨̛̳̤͚̬͍̩̗̗̞͉̲͑͆̄̈́̌ͤͪ͜W̴ͤ̑̾̍ͦ̐̊͑̀ͮ̾͂̑̓҉̬͇͙̙͘͜A̸̭̳̦̰̮̥̖͕̯̬̬̫̣̮̍͛ͦ̉̏ͦͦ͂̎̀̕N̸̹̩͕̺̰̳̣͚̥͉̬ͧ͛̀̐̾̓̉ͮ̾̑̀́͞͡͠ͅT̶͇͙̬͉͈͎͔̫̖͚͙ͬ̈́ͬ̈̉̀͂ͤ̏̍̈́ͭ̚͟ ̢̡̝̩̼̻̝̺̬̜̠̪͕̀͒̒̈̌̿̄T̵͎̠̞͎̟̞̺̯͎͎̱̮̭̙͉̮̣ͬ̂̑̓ͯͮ̓̀͞͝ͅH̗͚̣͚͙͕͎̺̟̤͖̟̒ͫͪ̆̄̈́̂ͨ̐ͧ͐̅́̉̂́̚͢͡E̛̛̐̏ͤ͗ͨͣͤ͋ͪ̀̀͑͗̽̎͘͏̥͙̙͉̞̝̹̫̺ͅ ̘͓̼̳͇̼̘̮͕͉ͨ̌̾̊͒͐ͦ̃͟͜͠H̢̛͓̪̼̗̩̟̭̱͉͔̱̱̳ͧ̇͒̑͑͌ͮ̿̆ͬͧ̇̿̀̕A̷̷̛͍̮̝͓͕̝̬̾ͯ͑̂̈͗̈́ͧͬͣ͆́͘T̸̨͍̪̜̤͉̯̞̗̎̿ͩ̆̅̚È̵̶̢̟͍̱̳̪̭̖ͯ́̏͊ͣ̿̆͂͂̿̕͡S̶̘̭͚̮̜̻̩ͪ͑̌ͩ̈̾ͪͦͯͩͥ͌ͩ͋̎ͩ́̕Eͣ̏̑̃ͭ̏ͯͣͦ̉̾҉̡́͝͏͔͍̺̣̫̗͈̙̮̖̦̦͉̻͖̱͍̯̫X̴̧̧̝̞̺̮̊ͬ͗ͫ͘͢ͅͅ

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Did someone say hatesex?

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"I did. I mean, all I want is for some hot Steve/Cecil hatesex, but this jerk won't do it." He sighs and takes a gulp of his tea.

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"Shhhhhhh. Shhhhhhh. No is not the time. Proceed with the hatesex."

[steeevecarlsberg]

"There will be, no hatesex! …Even if there was it’s none of your business.”

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İ̠̲̖̞͇͙̩̙̥̞̣̖̖̆̈́̑̂ͮ͊͛̂̅̌ͣ̔́͢͢͝ ̵̨̛̳̤͚̬͍̩̗̗̞͉̲͑͆̄̈́̌ͤͪ͜W̴ͤ̑̾̍ͦ̐̊͑̀ͮ̾͂̑̓҉̬͇͙̙͘͜A̸̭̳̦̰̮̥̖͕̯̬̬̫̣̮̍͛ͦ̉̏ͦͦ͂̎̀̕N̸̹̩͕̺̰̳̣͚̥͉̬ͧ͛̀̐̾̓̉ͮ̾̑̀́͞͡͠ͅT̶͇͙̬͉͈͎͔̫̖͚͙ͬ̈́ͬ̈̉̀͂ͤ̏̍̈́ͭ̚͟ ̢̡̝̩̼̻̝̺̬̜̠̪͕̀͒̒̈̌̿̄T̵͎̠̞͎̟̞̺̯͎͎̱̮̭̙͉̮̣ͬ̂̑̓ͯͮ̓̀͞͝ͅH̗͚̣͚͙͕͎̺̟̤͖̟̒ͫͪ̆̄̈́̂ͨ̐ͧ͐̅́̉̂́̚͢͡E̛̛̐̏ͤ͗ͨͣͤ͋ͪ̀̀͑͗̽̎͘͏̥͙̙͉̞̝̹̫̺ͅ ̘͓̼̳͇̼̘̮͕͉ͨ̌̾̊͒͐ͦ̃͟͜͠H̢̛͓̪̼̗̩̟̭̱͉͔̱̱̳ͧ̇͒̑͑͌ͮ̿̆ͬͧ̇̿̀̕A̷̷̛͍̮̝͓͕̝̬̾ͯ͑̂̈͗̈́ͧͬͣ͆́͘T̸̨͍̪̜̤͉̯̞̗̎̿ͩ̆̅̚È̵̶̢̟͍̱̳̪̭̖ͯ́̏͊ͣ̿̆͂͂̿̕͡S̶̘̭͚̮̜̻̩ͪ͑̌ͩ̈̾ͪͦͯͩͥ͌ͩ͋̎ͩ́̕Eͣ̏̑̃ͭ̏ͯͣͦ̉̾҉̡́͝͏͔͍̺̣̫̗͈̙̮̖̦̦͉̻͖̱͍̯̫X̴̧̧̝̞̺̮̊ͬ͗ͫ͘͢ͅͅ