i wanna die ugly and bra-less

late 20s / posts queued

[klaw]

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

[mewsicalmiss]

Please tell me this is our timeline

[catboycooter]

likes charge reblogs cast

[youreadarkwizard]

The X-Files  | 1x03 “Squeeze”  (1993)  

[huyandere]

yo mr white i got us matching shirts

[hero-in-high-tops]

better call saul is really funny as a series because it basically establishes these really prominent characters that are doing their own thing and have been doing it for years and then eventually some bald guy and his emotionally damaged high school student kill them all and cripple the entire organization

[tapeworrmart]

Problem dog

[yosb]

cuz when they break, boy do they break bad (im rewatching breaking bad)

[jadenvargen]

scorchin

[corpsings]

The ONLY man

[jadenvargen]

a good man is hard to find

[corpsings]

U wouldn’t get it

[mikeysparky]

WALTER WHITE

[constantinnen]

walt accepted the money from his friend and adopted jesse.

[jadenvargen]

breaking bad fanart :) 

[deanky]

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

[aflo]

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

[testojunkie]

there’s literally a part in breaking bad where jesse says “mr white do you want to race go-karts with me” & of course walter turns him down but thats real. it really happens.

[ballroomnotoriety]

[oldmanpusspuss]

[t-800]

walter white boob check