[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[389]

[turing-tested]

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

[indiecup--fordeactivation-deact]

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

[turing-tested]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

[cassidy-peterson]

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

[turing-tested]

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[meltesh28]

checking for mites and fleas...

EDIT: this is fanart of the concept art toby posted on bluesky!! 😭 I did not come up with it you guys...

[meltesh28]

sharing gay germs

[meltesh28]

animated a krusie moment... can't believe this is a real scene that happens

[sambamjo]

just you and me...and our...dog?

[skipppppy]

Landscape study

[strawberristorm]

sleepover

[mercyseb]

nightmares

[meltesh28]

anyone remember this vine

[meltesh28]

animated the "It's okay not to smile" scene from chapter 4

youtube link

[meltesh28]

let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude

[copepods]

apprentice(s)

[mealreminders]

This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you! X

[tio-trile]

Not to doxx myself, but it's wild to suddenly see the escalators I take every day to and from work randomly on tumblr LOL

[bloodclotbitch]