Clown By Blood. Corpse By Choice

charlie. 28. formerly darknessandterrorandkittens. 18+ only thanks. fighting for my life against the genre awareness. Writer for Above The Crowd Below The Lights (read my comic)

[okthatsgreat]

dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

[parkchanwoohoo]

[bloodysyren]

Their dynamic in one gif:

[bludpudding]

HOLLAND MARCH IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[dragon-in-a-fez]

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

[apolladay]

On what part of your body is your biggest scar?

head

torso

arms/hands

legs/feet

a different part of my body

I have 0 scars

Voting ended onJun 16

[dykeleftinhotcar]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the thing about Peter Pan is that Neverland is like. a projection of the fascinations and expectations of a little English boy from the Edwardian era. I think it is fundamentally unsalvageable into a non-racist setting UNLESS☝️you lean into the horror of transformation and treat it like a kind of Area X in which human beings are terraformed by the subconscious will of a little white boy. like, hell, that happens to Wendy—Peter transforms her into a Mother, which is the only significant role he can really imagine for a girl in his world.

less seriously, I also think that a modern retelling or sequel should reflect that sensibilities have changed since Peter Pan was first written and little white boys’ imaginations aren’t really filled with shit like pirates and caricatures of Native Americans. Wendy’s great great great granddaughter goes to Neverland and it’s fucking. Minecraft blocks. instead of pirates the villain has been recast as Freddy Fazbear and the Lost Boys have to perform dentistry on Spider-Man. Scorpios Rex is there.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

imagine

[passion-of-l0vers]

how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious

[sheherlockholmes]

how edwardian <- is referring to the tv show ed edd n eddy

[passion-of-l0vers]

i’m in love with u

[tboytummmy]

chubby mermaid doodle

[limbel]

we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you

[thisisalovestry]

this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it