yeah

i hope one day i get incredibly long arms to reach the fly spray from upstairs

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

[myfarmsellyke]

This is exactly how it happened i am oda

[scolopendramorsitans]

hang out with my clown killifish boys for a moment 🖤💛💙

[fishstuff]

dean norris is the only celebrity that i feel uses twitter correctly

[noknowshame]

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[birdandmoon]

Where you'll see a rare bird.

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[lamignonette]

[energyprison]

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[noahseby]

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

[straycatj]

をい。

Hey💢

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters