sweet niblets

cucumber enthusiast

[keyote-deactivated20141026]

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

[no-replies]

deepest darkest fear: typing your password really quickly twice when signing up for a website and doing the same typo on both parts

[breakcorebaddie]

I love it when you have a sleepover with a group of girls and there’s that moment where yall are in a circle and talk shit

[omgzarry]

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[weloveshortvideos]

They killed that

[mayaangelique]

Cute af😍😍😍😭❤️

[hoodieniallen]

girl: *puts on chapstick*

boy: thats too much makeup (: you dont need that to be beautiful gorgeous (:

[weloveshortvideos]

[hoodieniallen]

cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did Louis die? My condolences.

[taylorhilldaily1deac]

Taylor Marie Hill for Galore Magazine, March 2015

Photographed by: Jacob Dekat and Prince Chenoa

[heyangelsmp3-deactivated2015120]

there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them

[mastabeta]

Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?

[heyangelsmp3-deactivated2015120]

literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13

[bakedly-deactivated20180330]

people who show you new music are important

[dogsenthusiast]

mutuals do this!!!

punch me in the face

[corporation-cats]

[mothurs]

it just wasn’t built to last

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE while the other half chanted BILL BILL BILL BILL

[binchcraft]