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18+ blog I’ll think of a name later

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Minors DNI obviously. If you’re a minor I’ll just block you

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Type of person to say “wowee” after they cum

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You’re so right how the hell did I forget hoo-wah

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Type of person to say “wowee” after they cum

[eebie]

getting nothing but latex furry porn on instGram reels

[eebie]

i keep liking the videos

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Being someone who makes horny art and posts it I try to keep that shit as far removed from my usual stuff as possible so naturally I was like “okay I’ll make characters for the porn. I won’t draw porn of my OCs otherwise” but this has resulted in me being like “damn I like the porn guy. He has a cool design. But that’s the porn guy I can’t draw him normal style” which is a really funny problem to have

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Whatever if the devs won’t put some meat on his bones I fucking will

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Unstoppable force (desire for physical intimacy) vs immovable object (huge terror at the idea of a partner never seeing me as whatever my gender is and the idea that if I’m ever going to have sex with someone they’ll see my body for what it is and their perspective on me will shift accordingly)

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Okay look I’m aroace I’ve had people tell me I shouldn’t care about this but like man I would still like to *try* sex

[hoodiesplaceholdername]

Unstoppable force (desire for physical intimacy) vs immovable object (huge terror at the idea of a partner never seeing me as whatever my gender is and the idea that if I’m ever going to have sex with someone they’ll see my body for what it is and their perspective on me will shift accordingly)

[hoodiesplaceholdername]

I try to get my comms done fast but I looooove taking days off to draw shit I want and also not working on them on weekends. Like I’m sorry your porn can wait okay if I don’t take a day to draw rhythm heaven fanart or something my head will explode

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I’M SORRY YOUR PORN CAN WAIT RHYTHM HEAVEN GROOVE IS OUT

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Something funny that happens a bit is people will talk to me about my NSFW comms and be like “this scenario might be weird but hear me out” buddy you’re in weird city don’t even worry. How else would you have made it to my doorstep

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Horny alien invader or whatever be like attention clitizens of earth

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I love using him to practice anatomy

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Excited to have a tdick but also don’t love the pain. Like I’ll be jerking off and my clit is like “hey man. Working on big stuff here” and listen I understand but can I please cum first

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Being a fetish artist on the side is crazy I feel like Spider-Man if he made weird porn instead of saving New York or whatever

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There needs to be a version of jerking off on my period where there’s no blood and I just get to cum and also have my cramps go away for a little bit. Like I feel like it’s the fucking only thing I get genuine results from but it’s a huge pain in the ass and for what

[were--ralph]

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

[were--ralph]

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this was it LMAO

VERY NSFW

[were--ralph]

people asking for the actual video, i can't post it because it's behind a paywall LMAO. but apparently this guy does that a lot. his @ is @MasculineJason (LOL) on twitter

[ramblesbiab]

excuse me mr tumblr waiter. This #transformation post is about someone’s workout journey when I specifically requested people being transfromed into pooltoys. please have more foresight next time thank you