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when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me
all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."
genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.
Stellarium Dress
My original plan was to paint a planetarium dress with the Solar System as the main focus, but I got so carried away with making the dress go woooosh that the composition no longer works for a Solar System lol. I'm still happy with how this one turned out, and I still get to paint the actual planetarium dress later ahahaha The full hours long video recording, HD image, and PSD file will be DMed on my Patreon on March 3rd
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Who’s that little guy?
(tags by captain-snark)
#no but #stiles on a really bad date with some guy #and he’s totally distracted by the cutie pie in the high chair behind said date #and he spends most of the evening making faces at the baby #and of course single dad derek would be watching this stranger acting like an idiot to entertain his child #esp if child is usually quite shy #and just seems to be in love with stiles #smiling and flirty faced #and probably eventually stiles’ date would leave #and he and derek would strike up a convo #and then theyd fall in love and stiles would adopt derek’s kid #the end
(tags by cribbagematch)
#but like it wouldn’t be just one time#this guy keeps trying to fuck stiles and stiles will NOT BE DISTRACTED FROM BABIES IN THE AREA#second date the guy chooses rock climbing#but derek is out at the state park with a baby seat on his bike#lookin fine as hell in bike shorts#and stiles is strapped to this cliff face like DUDE LOOK#LOOK HE HAS A TINY BIKE HELMET#third date the guy takes stiles clubbing#it’s a bad choice for a date tbh but at least there won’t be a baby there#but lo and behold derek is the designated driver in a small group of friends#and stiles blows off his date to talk to derek HEY#I KNOW YOU#WHERE’S YOUR LITTLE DUDE#I’M A LITTLE DRUNK BUT I WANNA KNOW!#stiles’ date abandons him at the club so he has to ride home with derek
Stiles had just finished eating a brownie—fuck you, Jackson, I am not getting fat!—and was licking chocolate off his fingers when the door opened. He barely had time to look up before he felt a hand at his shoulder and tilted his head up in time to accept the kiss Derek dropped on his lips.
“Hey, sorry I kept you waiting. I was grading papers and lost track of time.”
Derek had done this twice before as a greeting, and both times, it was because Kate was nearby. If he walked in and came over to Stiles, asking if he could sit down, Stiles knew he was having a good day and the bitch was nowhere to be seen. If he walked in and kissed him as a greeting, chaste as it was, it meant there was a Kate somewhere.
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@isthatbloodonhisshirt's works single-handedly drew me back into this fandom after 10+ years - i binged their works in early december and I've been determined to draw scenes from some of my faves of their works since! This is a scene from Don’t Leave Me Behind When I’m Still Learning How to Run, an incredible take on 'please pretend you're my partner because my terrible ex is about to walk in the door of this coffee shop.'
Fics based on a theme:
Stiles in a Contractual Relationship
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—Derek/Stiles—
"Tax Evasion" (E) by standinginanicedress | 139,924 | “Here’s what I want,” Stiles starts, and Scott is already nodding along. “…I want a dude who’s going to take me out on dates. I like dinner and ice cream and all that. And I want him to meet my dad in, like, a sweater vest and khakis and shake his hand and talk about sports with the guy. And I want him to have a car and an apartment – not like, nice ones? But ones, you know? He’s got a dog, too. He drives me around and buys me stuff and is nice to my dad and my friends but then, like,” he squeezes the basketball extra hard and is sure he feels some air being let out of it, “…he ties me up sometimes, too. Is that too much to ask for? Am I reaching for the stars?”
"Don’t Take the Money" (E) by standinginanicedress | 53,469 | “Just so long as I don’t go falling in love with you, you don’t give a shit,” Derek clarifies. “Yeah. Pretty much.” “What if you go and fall in love with me?” “Ha ha,” Stiles shakes his head. “I don’t do shit like that. Alphas are disposable and they’re all just alike, when you strip them down to their parts.”
"For Your Eyes Only" (E) by standinginanicedress | 113,297 | “Are you a fucking psycho? Be honest. Are you sick in the fucking head?” Stiles asks. “No,” Derek says. “I’m a rich guy who likes twinks.” “Uh huh,” he doesn’t sound convinced. “You have twenty thousand dollars just lying around waiting to be spent on having cam sex with me?” “I do,” he shrugs. “And then some.” Silence. “You’re rich?” “Yes. I have money. I have an important job. That’s not what we’re talking about. Are you in or out?”
sterek fic recs - all completed (part three)
finger bangin' by hatteress - derek really likes stiles' hands. this is so good, i want more.
saturday night at the movies by aussiebee - 'after running into stiles at the late night movies, derek realises just how badly stiles is handling the post-nogitsune fallout.'
five times stiles told derek 'i love you' and one time derek told stiles by aussiebee - 'stiles keeps telling derek he loves him. derek... well, derek is getting there.'
when the movie ends by cheshiredog - 'movie nights weren't supposed to be scary, and they certainly weren't supposed to end up with stiles gripping derek's hand for dear life.'
pale skin and fragile bone by fakinbrilliance - 'stiles asks derek to teach him self-defence.'
all i want for christmas is you by raisesomehale - stiles and derek get together at christmas. this is super sweet.
you'll be the poison, i'll be the cure by spaceprincessem - a witch attaches herself to stiles. stiles and derek are ridiculously in love.
a bunch of meddling kids by alocalband - 'the one where stiles, alison and lydia are a trio of upstart supernatural hunters whose newest mystery involves whatever's about to go down at the old hale place.' a fun little au that i really wish had a second part.
in case the daylight never comes by plume_bob - a season 3b au where stiles has nightmares after the ritual and derek is the only thing that can take those nightmares away. but it's no coincidence.
when you're close, i feel the sparks by leslie_knope - a high school au where derek is the new kid and stiles adopts him into his friend group.
more recs here: teen wolf fic rec masterlist
If we think about it...
If Eli did grow up with Stiles as his other parent, then he would have lived his own version of Spy x Family.
Derek Hale: his Dad
- To the public, was a wanted criminal, now someone that occasionally helps the Sheriff and a mechanic
- To the supernatural world and people in the know, born wolf who can do a full shift, and later a true alpha
Stiles Stilinski: his Tata
- To the public, the Sheriff's kid who used to cause mischief, now does who knows what outside of the town sometimes
- To the supernatural world and his coworkers, the insane FBI agent, and maybe something other too???
Stiles cousin Miguel
Stiles: If we have a child, I think they should take your last name.
Derek: I have two questions, the first question: why my last name?
Stiles: It's shorter and easier to spell.
Derek: That's a good point, second question, WHY WOULD WE HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER? WE AREN'T DATING OR ANYTHING.
Stiles: Damn! I knew I was forgetting something.
[inside the burnt, shattered, destroyed remains of the Hale house] Stiles: God. What happened here, Derek? Derek, deadpan: I couldn't find the remote.