get up again

not a freak. just a superhero that's trying to keep his head.

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joorista:

( sms: joo joo the fool ) nothing you do will allow you to witness civilization normally ( sms: joo joo the fool ) esp things that make you look not normal ( sms: joo joo the fool ) hyung pick up your phone ( sms: joo joo the fool ) hyung 

mass texting is proving worthless. so he slips his phone back in his pocket - same phone he shouldn’t even be on on the job. but he’s on it and there’s nothing he can really do about. he’ll hide it so his co-worker doesn’t see it and smack him for slacking off. joowon sees his brother for two seconds and he’s already slacking off.

okay telepathy powers, where are you so I can cuss my brother out while keeping a grin for these customers.

the next set is a group of college girls ( of course ) looking suspiciously from joowon to his brother standing in the corner of the cafe. giggling as they put two and two together. he stills his annoyance to give them a sheepish smile.

“hi, what can I get you guys?” but they’re already asking about jooheon and him, if that’s his brother, if they’re identical and joowon won’t pass this up. his smile widens, deviant nature coming forth and - “hey hyung, these ladies have a question for you!”

the rest of the spam of messages were merely ignored and the smashing persisted. in fact, it’s heightened by the excitement of the thought that his twin brother was being irritated because of it. he lived for this purpose, to an extent. having his brother’s attention and knowing he had the power to persuade him easily like the more likely pleasant person that joowon is has always been the older twin’s fuel.

on the other hand, one of jooheon’s weaknesses was girls. he is the very definition of what the kids call these days “thirsty.” as a neet virgin who doesn’t have many real experiences with girls other than 2d ones — especially as of late with his journey of being a bonafide hermit — he didn’t like to pass up on opportunities.

now that it was right in his face, he was more than enthusiastic. maybe a little too much that he hadn’t thought his brother might be scheming something with this request. so he does as he’s told, entering the shop with a blinding bright smile and an awkward small wave of the hand.

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cooperation in evil

principal agent. the one who actually does the act.

cooperator. the one who assists the evil doer in some way. sub-type a, formal. intends the immoral act to occur. equally guilty of the immoral act. sub-type b, material. does not intend the immoral act to occur. may be guilty in the immoral act.

immediate. providing the material that is necessary for the immoral act to occur. guilty of the immoral act. mediate. providing the material not necessary for the immoral act to occur. may be guilty of the immoral act.

proximate. makes a contribution to the act that leads to the commision of the act. guilty of the immoral act. remote. makes a contribution to the act that does not lead to the commission of the act. not guilty when there is a proportionately serious reason to do so.

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ok so to whoever happens upon this blog i know his backstory’s not foolproof and is really just a bunch of bullcrap. i’ve let go of all intentions of fighting for krp community acceptance and it seems it’s less drama that way too. i’m just here to have fun now for as long as my fickle self can stick with this muse. he’s freshly revamped. i hope everyone would be happy to write with me on this account.

my muse also has a twin brother please check him out here.

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joorista:

( @hookeyed )

( sms: joo joo the fool ) excuse me sir why are you staring from outside the shop ( sms: joo joo the fool ) honestly stops taring you’re scaring the customers away ( sms: joo joo the fool ) esp the cute ones who tip well where do you think your candy intake comes from ( sms: joo joo the fool ) DONT SMASH YOUR FACE AGAINST THE MIRROR IS T

[ sms. the less cool joo ] i need to witness civilization from time to time in order to exist like a normal functioning human bean pls let me be sir [ sms. the less cool joo ] but i’m cute? how can they be scared? what the fuck are you doing huh joowon? [ sms. the less cool joo ] that’s okay... i gotta tone it down. youre supposed to discourage me from eating too much sweets too what kinda brother

his phone is put away and hidden within his pocket. jooheon proceeds to smash without any further messages sent back joowon’s way. noises could be heard from the distance between the two brothers.

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the piezoelectric effect.

the concept might sound unfamiliar to most but millions of people have seen the effect in practice. it's what happens when the needle of an analog record player reads the grooves of a disk. those vibrations the needle makes are transformed into electrical impulses and those impulses then are turned into sound waves. at its most basic level, the piezoelectric effect is how mechanical movements generate electricity and then how that electricity can be used elsewhere.

while the silver-haired neet virgin seems like most everything we've seen before, he's a mediocre, unlikely model superhero that embodies this effect. despite appearances, he survives death after death through unconventional means. he can deter enemies with his cannon’s electrical blasts. how this happens? by applying pressure. more specifically, it’s triggered by stress. yes, stress. test his limits! combine it with his mobility, his power to generate stress-produced electricity, a weapon that can deal devastating damage at both short and long range, and voila! this formula makes him a persistent menace that can easily disrupt his opponents through constant harassment.

when his stress levels are at its peak, the electricity that his body generates are stored within electron charge packs which powers his cannon. this weapon causes continual damage and automatically targets anyone within a cone’s range. but that’s not all of it. whenever in contact with tears or he himself shedding some of it, his body charges a power-boosted energy surge.

anyone would imagine what a grand and adventurous life this underachiever might lead but it paints a much bleaker picture in reality. with the world shaken by the discovery of his abilities, he had become sought after by government agencies for research purpose. to protect himself, he had been forced into incognito. quitting his job and cutting ties with most people who once knew him, jooheon lived the life of a hermit. instances of assassins being sent to track him down has caused great casualties which the media orchestrated to be in favor of the government while also marketing the research’s potential to be useful for every facet of life. painted as the devil, the conspiracy had broken out the general public into protests calling for the freak’s head.