[constellations-offical]

wouldn't it be funny if i

sorry

[phoenix-drowning-ina-rainy-world]

@keeper-of-magic

this shits hilarious :3

[keeper-of-magic]

you aint makin me click the thing. nope. nuh uh.

[hoovygaming]

well atleast you got me as an innocent casualty in the crossfire

[keeper-of-magic]

did you... not look at the reblog i did, or did your curiosity get the better of you?

[hoovygaming]

i didnt notice it

[constellations-offical]

wouldn't it be funny if i

sorry

[phoenix-drowning-ina-rainy-world]

@keeper-of-magic

this shits hilarious :3

[keeper-of-magic]

you aint makin me click the thing. nope. nuh uh.

[hoovygaming]

well atleast you got me as an innocent casualty in the crossfire

[thunder-opossum]

Question!!

Do you wag your foot/leg like a tail? (in place of a tail bc sadly we don't have them)

Yes, mostly unconsciously

Yes, but its usually a conscious action

No

Voting ended onJan 12

[keeper-of-magic]

does leg bouncing count?

[hoovygaming]

maybe

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

End captions

[postimpression]

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

[brightlotusmoon]

Guess what day it is again folks

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

It’s monday

[brightlotusmoon]

Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.

[amateur-forklift-driver]

Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically

[processintegrated]

Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Happy Last Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

[hoovygaming]

Happy First Monday of 2026 to those two newscasters specifically.

[hoovygaming]

@keeper-of-magic happy new year 2026

[hoovygaming]

@keeper-of-magic check out my minecraft better than adventure base

[lumikore]

This is all Ihave

[hoovygaming]

me (a tumblr user) on my way to play with this jpeg like a doll (btw cool art!)

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”

— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times

[owlmylove]

after YEARS of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph

[bi-icon]

Okay but the whole article is really interesting and also contains this quote which I’ve never heard before but really like:

“Anyone worth knowing is inevitably also going to be exasperating”

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[i-say-ok]

ok…!

[luxury-nightmare]

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

[dunsparr0w]

Gods, walk into traffic ONE TIME and suddenly you're a "bad girl" and "no longer allowed off the leash"

[phoenix-drowning-ina-rainy-world]

@keeper-of-magic

not fair!!

hmph!

[keeper-of-magic]

well then maybe you shouldn't strike the fear and horror of a parent hoping that nothing horrible happens to you >:<

[phoenix-drowning-ina-rainy-world]

but the asphalt is warmmmmm

[keeper-of-magic]

asphalt may be warm but so is the large space heater I'm going to install in your enclosure! :3

[hoovygaming]

you could also repurpose an oven as an enclosure /j

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

fell for the oldest trick in the book

[ophilosoraptoro]

[severeprincesheep]

It's on the wikipedia page that literal sea people attacked out of nowhere?

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Never doubt my shitposts again

[dogpuppy]

[hoovygaming]

@keeper-of-magic the curse is lifted

[dogpuppy]

[antirpg]

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[ofide]

good lord

[lifeofcynch]

[ghostaquarius]

[normal-horoscopes]

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

[vonlipvig]

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

[xek-xek]

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

[arirna]

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

[esoanem]

[judgejudyofficial]

topical :/

[goldcrescent]

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[no-one-offical]

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[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[unyieldingsilence]

‎ ‎

[thegreenaper]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the fact elon mask genuinely might ruin the night sky for everyone makes me wanna sharpen my shovel and get to work

[gay-jesus-probably]

For those who are confused, SpaceX has been putting a metric fuckton of little sattelites into low earth orbit, and they’re well on their way to making earth-based visual astronomy impossible.

Like, this was a picture taken by an observatory in Arizona

The streaks are all SpaceX satellites. So you can see why that’s a bit of a problem.

[tlbodine]

Oh what the fuck

[hoovygaming]

@keeper-of-magic do you ever look up into the night sky and wonder what would the ones before us think of us

[dqnquality]

[brucebocchi]

THIRTY YEARS OF PRION DISEASE

[hoovygaming]

@keeper-of-magic prion disease milkshake

[hoovygaming]

@keeper-of-magic