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He's so fucking stupid I adore this man so much
"Why are they making me rerun the damn simulation..." He's tired of this, grandpa.
>:Р
i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze
Ehehehe
WEHEHEHEHHEEE
MY BOY'S FINALLY HOME
So Shuichi may or may not have gotten pranked quite a lot, today! His hair and clothes were simply just covered in confetti and glitter, then a water bucket fell on his head, then a chalkboard eraser from another door... and may have got jumpscared and chased around by a few other wearing those 'scary'/monster masks, and then for the grand finale: a blueberry pie smashed right into his face!!
He cleaned his face off by now, but his clothes and hair still look like a glittery, confetti mess...and his jacket beside him because it's still soaked from the water... now he's just sitting and eating the remaining pie... "...At least I got free pie out of all this. Hah hah hah.....haaaaaah....."
Looks like Makoto had his fair share of April Fools fun too! He had completely foregone his usual hoodie and blazer and is just wearing a plain gray t-shirt, one of his shoes is missing, hair completely disheveled and slightly damp, and he was covered in what looked like glitter and soot?? At least most of it was off his face, if not smeared around the edges from trying to clean it off.
"At least you got something tasty out of today." He just fell backwards into the seat next to Shuichi. Solidarity, dear friend. Solidarity.
🍀 Makoto B-day Post [2025]
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Naegi: "I, you know... I'm happy, but I also feel bad that I have to be celebrated like this every year. I don't know if it's okay for someone like me, whose only redeeming quality is being a little more positive than people like me, to be celebrated so much... but I'm really happy. I hope that my existence can bring hope to everyone, even just a little... but maybe I'm trying a little too hard on myself. Haha."
Oh geez, she was so nervous... why? Because, while she did give her classmates and friends chocolates... this one for Makoto was particularly special. His was not only homemade, but she even put it in a cute little treat bag, wrapped with a little ribbon and everything! Around this time after class, the campus area around the fountain usually wasn't too crowded, so she thought that'd be a nice place for them to meet up. She had texted him if he could, and so here she was, sitting on the bench waiting for him... seeing him arrive, she lights up immediately and waves him down.
"Makoto-kuuuun! Right here, right here!" Then once he's close enough, she stands up, and greets: "Hi! I know it was sudden, but thanks so much for wanting to meet up with me! I thought we could spend a lil time together~! Ohhh, and.. to give you some chocolates, too, of course! Haaappy Valentine's Day~!"
She presents the bag of chocolates to him. Eagerly and nervously awaiting how he will react once he accepts and opens them... They were chocolate truffles of varying flavors and toppings. Some were topped with crushed nuts , chocolate chips, or melted chocolate drizzles on top of them. "H-Hehe... I made these for you! Try one right now, if you'd like... ~!"
Because if he does like them, she'll be overjoyed! And, oddly enough, will feel her heart beat just as happily, too... -@ahogechef !!! (HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! ❤️🍫 🩷 get honmei-chocolate'd, boy!! >:3c)
Now, Makoto was used to Kaede texting him out of the blue for one reason or another, and he knew full well what day it was today. So when the text came in asking him to meet up after classes, he quickly replied with an affirmative and rushed out the door the first chance he got. Once he got to the fountain, he waved back with a grin and jogged over. “Hey Kaede-san! Happy Valentine’s!”
Makoto fully anticipated that the meeting was for her to gift him some chocolates, but he wasnt expecting how *nice* they looked, especially for what day it was. “Oh wow. You really went all out this year, huh?” Makoto asked, a bit wide eyed. Her Valentine’s chocolates last year a bit more simplistic than these, weren’t they? Or was he overthinking things?
He was snapped out of his thoughts at her suggestion, and quickly nodded. “Uhh, yeah, sure! If you want!”
He looked into the bag and picked out one of the truffles with crushed nuts on it, popping it into his mouth after a quick look over.
The chocolate was smooth and rich; sweet, but not overly so like other chocolates. and whatever nuts she used complimented the chocolate well. He wasn’t that knowledgable about chocolate, but he could tell these went beyond the normal, cheaper chocolates he was used to.
“That tasted amazing,” Makoto marveled, looking up at Kaede. “The heck did you even use to make these?”
"Makoto-kuuuun~!" Before Makoto knows it, Kaede's running up to him and giving him a big hug! After a moment, she'll pull back, so she can greet with a big smile: "Good morning!! Happy Birthday~! I was hoping to spot you around here! I wanted to give you a few things!"
As evident of the gift bag she's holding around her arm! She holds it out for him to accept. "Here you go! I made you a lil something aaand have a couple of gifts for you that I hope you'll love~!" First, what she made for him, is a mini matcha cake topped with strawberries and whipped cream. Along with that, a big, fluffy stuffed shiba inu plush pillow, and lastly: a red-and-green colored homemade notebook! From the looks of it, it looks like a small recipe book Kaede made, herself, that apparently contains simple and quick recipes!
"Hehe, I made you a cake and had found this super cute shiba plush pillow and just had to get you one! It makes for a perfect pillow or even just to lay your back against! And theeen... I made this recipe book, myself, heheh... I thought maybe you'd like to try your hand at making homemade recipes more often! I tried to make all of them simple and quick enough recipes where it shouldn't take too much time or effort to cook up if you just want something quick, but filling to make and you don't wanna bother with takeout or spending money, y'know? Plus, I included foods that I know you really like~! I hope Chef Akamatsu's handy dandy recipe book will be of great use to you, ahah!" She says jokingly, but she really does hope he'll like it! She wanted to work super hard on it, so that even he, no matter his cooking skill level, can whip up recipes he can enjoy; all written by her... - @ahogechef !!! (HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKOTO!!! 💚🍰🎉)
"Oh, Kaede-saAAAAA--!!!" Does she deliberately try to catch him off guard and surprise him whenever possible? Who the hell even knows at this point. He really should expect it at this point because she seemed to have develop a habit for teasing him, but alas. "Ahaha, th-thank you, Kaede-san..."
The plush was always a more than welcomed gift since it was as cute as it was soft, and the cake he would definitely have to try later as Kaede somehow seemed to be just as talented of a baker as she is a chef. Though, of course, the gift that piqued his interest the most was the notebook cookbook.
Just briefly scanning a few of the pages as she explained the gift, he had already found one curry recipe and even one or two others that had some kind of meat as one of the ingredients. On top of that, the pages seemed to be neatly handwritten by Kaede herself.
Sure Makoto found it infinitely more convenient to just buy or make some instant food rather than spend the time to actually cook something, and he was more than content with that. But with Kaede taking the time and care to make something personal like this? Just for him? It'd almost feel like a sin to not at least try to make some of the recipes she picked out.
"Kaede-san, this is amazing! I can't believe you actually took the time to make something like this for me! Thank you!!" It seems like her laughter was infectious too as Makoto let out a giggle of his own, a wide grin on his face. "Maybe you could show me how you make some of them sometime too?"
It's the Makotos birthday !!!
Nobody cares but drawing him to alex g healed something inside me !!!!
FORCIBLY CRAWLS OUT OF GRAVE
I return because IT’S BEST BOYS BIRTHDAY. A NATIONAL HOLIDAY, REALLY
Wish him a happy birthday Or Else.
Okay, so I'm not physically dead, but I have no idea when I'll get my muse back for Makoto
I have two Christmas asks that I still want to respond to (though idk if it's acceptable to answer them at this point??) and I want to continue all my current threads. But work this past month onwards has completely bulldozed me mentally and killed off any muse or motivation I had, so idk when I'll be able to get to them
Christmas Sprinkle Sugar Cookies (Soft Baked)
Happy holidays to everyone who celebrates it!! Hope y'all have had a good holiday season filled with joy and some good eatin!!!
Don't get him wrong; he loves the holidays. He loves baking. He especially loves holiday baking.
But being surrounded by the results of him needing to bake treats for his class' holiday party, requests from both his classmates and other students, requests from entire other classes, treats that he was intending to hand out as holiday presents, the looming fact that he was going to have to do even more holiday baking once he gets home to his family...
...Yeah. A part of him was kind of looking forward to the holidays being over so he can finally take a break.
“the customer is always right”
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"You don't have to stare at it like it's like, poison or something. I wouldn't hand it to you myself if it was."
Hand-delivering anything deadly leaves too much evidence anyways. No, this particular little treat was nothing more than a simple cupcake in a small box. The box itself had a small plastic window on top so one could see right into it.
The treat was one of fifteen, made in a moment where Junko felt just the smallest glimmer of generosity. Surely, there wouldn't be anything unsavory with the flavor or the icing... right?
"I could totally just give yours to Asahina instead. I'm sure she'd like, smash it or whatever."
"I-I mean, it’s just that you usually mess with people whenever you gift them some treats is all…"
Makoto still remembers how she gave an entire other class chocolates laced with an obscene amount of laxatives just for the hell of it, to name one example. Not even their own class was exempt from her usual borderline malicious schemes. He's pretty sure half of the gray hairs on the Headmaster's head are from Junko alone.
Though, taking a look at it, the cupcake seemed fine…? And the one time she did gift him actual chocolates she’s made, it was probably the best thing he’s ever tasted. But knowing Junko, there was no way to tell whether or not it was actually a trick or a treat.
"So, uh, what flavor is it anyway?" He asked, rubbing the back of his neck. "I mean, it still looks tasty. I just wanna know."