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Round 1 — Match 42 / 77 — Astarion Ancunin vs. Lakrissa
Astarion Ancunín is an Origin Character and recruitable Companion who can be romanced by characters of any gender. He is a high elven Rogue with the Charlatan background. Astarion can be first found west of the Nautiloid Wreck during Act One. A vampire spawn previously under the control of Cazador Szarr until being abducted by the nautiloid, Astarion is set on exacting revenge upon Cazador and becoming free, no matter the consequences.
"he says “darling” and suddenly i’m volunteering as a snack"
"he’s so funny i’m sorry. his commentary is top tier. even when he’s being the worst he’s at least being the worst with style"
"astarion is the character i did not expect to get attached to and then it happened anyway, because he’s such a mess and he KNOWS it. He’ll flirt, he’ll lie, he’ll posture, he’ll act like nothing touches him, and then you get these moments where the mask slips and it’s like… oh. and the best part is you can actually influence what kind of freedom he chooses. you can enable the whole “power will fix me” plan, or you can push him toward something that looks more like healing (even if it’s ugly and slow and he fights it). Also: the fact he genuinely enjoys being mean is hilarious. he’s a hater. he’s a gossip. he’s the friend who would absolutely egg you on to make the worst decision at a party. and then when you hit the cazador stuff the game stops being cute about it. it’s grim. it’s personal. it’s about bodies and consent and ownership and what you do after you get out. and he’s still standing there trying to decide who he wants to be next. i don’t care how you play him, i just think he’s one of the most memorable companions they’ve ever written."
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Lakrissa is one of the tiefling refugees seeking shelter at the Emerald Grove in Act One.
"lakrissa is the tiefling who makes a 10g “we’re all gonna die lol” bet with you and somehow that’s the hottest possible energy for act 1"
"her whole thing with Alfira is very “two people clinging to something soft while everything sucks,” and finding them again is always a relief. i don’t need a giant plot twist, i just want them to get their drink and a quiet night without goblins, cults, or anyone yelling “THE ABSOLUTE.”"
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Astarion Ancunin
Lakrissa
I DON’T WANT TO BE THIS KIND OF ANIMAL ANYMORE
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This one flopped on bluesky but you guys get it
good afternoon tumblr nation
Old Man Tournament Round 1!
The matches are completely randomized; sometimes there's tonal whiplash. Vote for the old man you want to see advance to Round 2
Harrim (Pathfinder: Kingmaker) Vs First Enchanter Orsino (Dragon Age)
Who wins this round?
Harrim
Orsino
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But can Orsino do THIS?
Ngl it's kinda jarring seeing everyone here on Tumblr rightfully disliking AI, but then the offline folks treat it like Google
Happy New Year's Eve from my time zone, gamers! Wishing you a This Will Be The One For Sure from the Stolen Lands
theygive me a new kind of illness everyday
The reveal that Tristian was telling little lies all along is honestly really funny because it means this dialogue right here, where you ask why he called himself the Chosen of Saerenrae:
Never happened. That never happened! Instead of just brushing it off like "haha that landed wrong" he makes up a whole little story where he used to get bullied for being God's Favorite Princess. Like specifically JUST to tell you he's the most pious little guy in the world. Love him, why would you do that.
game design accelerationism. cramming as many dark patterns as you can into one game. gacha game where you have to pay weekly fees to keep the characters you've unlocked. they guilt you more and more the closer you get to the payment deadline. "did I mean nothing to you? after all the gems you spent to find me. I'll return to the nothingness if you don't pay the $24.99 you know. it's so dark and cold there. you really are a bad person…" the other characters start judging you too. you open the game and interrupt a cutscene between 2 characters talking behind your back. "I can't believe he's doing that to Princess Tits"