labradorbf

jo maskin. she/they. labradorbf.

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hi i'm josette maskin (she/they). guitar player. podcaster. gym bro. just a simple guy obsessed with my wife, our pets, and food. i once got nerve damage in my hand from playing video games too intensely on a plane. tell me about the weird shit you've done at labradorbf.

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this is gonna be katie and i's first thanksgiving as a married couple and she asked if i was 'sure' my parents would have everyone over. good luck telling my italian mother she can't.

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i think i need new contacts/glasses but i simply don't want to go through the inconvenience of eye tests

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when your red flag is still being close with your ex but your wife is cool with it

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my wife is so fucking hot. what the hell?

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my wife brought me breakfast 🥺

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what do you mean i have to keep going to the studio and recording podcasts if i expect to have one come out every week?

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the most annoying minor inconvenience is being out of bread

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no club after the jonas brothers concert. you'll find me in bed watching svu.

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i'm caught up on grey's anatomy. what am i gonna do with my life now?

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its been a week and my cats still haven't recovered from daylight savings

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generic like this to chat post

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turning 30 was a trap. i don't recommend it.

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who can i bother today? other than my wife.

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might actually play that fortnite thing today

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touching grass isn't enough, i need bad things to happen to evil men in power

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happy national redhead day to @wetdogenergy