But most importantly. Never mind

google me, I'm cool I promise! DO NOT REPOST MY STUFF TO OTHER SITES WITHOUT PERMISSION. Please message me first if you want to do that. I might say yes but I'll want the link. Just ask.

[megarhyssa-sp]

Howdy my name is Parker and my main is prehistoricsilverfish. I made a sideblog so I don't have to feel bad about spamming whatever my current obsessions are, lmao.

if you've seen me before, it's likely from: the "pinning Ford" comic, insect and arthropod enthusiasm, passionate love for 2D and 4D systems and cosmic horror in general, being generally annoying whenever people christianize Ford Pines

im also the author of Miskayt and the Muse on AO3, a cursed fic about Mabel and Dipper's dad that is actually all just an elaborate, convoluted ruse to shove Bill and Ford in a room together and embarrass them a lot. read it if you want, dont read it if you dont want. send me asks and my heart is yours

Also I should say, I am an adult and sometimes I will post adult things. on the website intended for adults. so minors beware and follow at your own risk ig.

come check out my art tag!

[ch1ch0t3]

This really happened

[ciphersconsort]

[ch1ch0t3]

This really happened

[darichko2024]

Ford is such an obsessive scientist..!

[megarhyssa-sp]

@meekaroonie

[dipperpines-kin]

Oh wow, mistake spotted in the Book of Bill and its wallpaper version. Bill is missing a sleeve :O Maybe we can just pretend that's just how that Bill likes to wear his lab coat? Thanks to radxnvm on twitter for the info source of image one, and JimBag_777 for image two.

[megarhyssa-sp]

Only one on twitter, maybe!

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💬 5  🔁 21  ❤️ 127 · somebody's probably pointed it out already... but i was looking through TBOB for refs of how Bill's glow works, and sir

[wishteeth]

Bill pajama party for random wip wednesday

[triclopsrabbit]

[new-bill-who-dis]

oh of course you're a triangle with an ex and pronouns

YOURE TELLING ON YOURSELF KID

I ONLY HAVE PROUNOUNS BECAUSE IM TALKING YOUR LANGUAGE

IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM WE ALL MAKE NOISES AND TEXTURES (ALL HILLARIOUSLY BAD TO HEAR AND FEEL!) A PRONOUN IS A KIND OF HAT

SOMETIMES AN ANIMAL THAT IS IN CONSTANT PAIN! IF YOURE LUCKY

[retro-cosmics]

Bill redraw on animal jam

[802pov]

Two step of [how bill mess things up] 1.says its fine 2.not fine

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

[ch1ch0t3]

Trans Dip & Ford

[new-bill-who-dis]

[new-bill-who-dis]

I LIKE THEIR STYLE

[marsupials-of-mars]

I have a bill cipher ask blog now. Nobody panic, single file please, I know its fresh and unheard of

[stemmmm]

there is something very funny about being a lesbian and there are so many waifish feminine anime boys out there but every single time without fail if I like a male character it's gonna be the fat hairy one

[snewts]

the medicine talk is so funny. Ford literally knows this medicine won't kill him, bill takes it regularly. multiple times a day even. the fact that it has to be multiple times implies that a single dose probably doesn't have lasting effects. all of this to say actually I think Ford is being completely reasonable and it could be called smart as fuck if not for the fact he could have just asked what it was. anyone would have told him what it was.

Sfdvkhdsf literally he was IN FRONT OF THE DOCTOR WHO PRESCRIBED IT foooorrrrd you could have asked ANY QUESTIONS you could have broken into a lab and run tests you could have taken the bottle to a random pharmacy and asked about it there! But no! Mr Doctor "Sure I'll Drink Time Sand And Let A Stranger Do Brain Surgery On Me" simply cannot pass up the opportunity to take Shape Drug That Make You Blind

[megarhyssa-sp]

well, this is also the guy who feels the need to deny he's ever known the taste of human blood (something which anyone who's ever bitten their lip can easily tell you). He's just a guy who likes to imbibe mystery liquids! Let the man be! 🤣

[megarhyssa-sp]

In retrospect I do think it's pretty funny how I ended up in the "everybody thirsts over old men" fandom. Like even many of the aces seem to. I thought everyone was joking about being attracted to men ;-; I thought we were here to support Bill and his strange interests ;-; You're telling me that thirsting over dudes isn't something they just made up for tbob??

[new-bill-who-dis]

OLD MEN ARE OVER I DECIDED IM A LESBIAN NOW THEY HAVE BETTER MIXED DRINKS

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN "OLD FASHIONED"? MAKE THE BIG ICE CUBE OUT OF MARGARITA MIX AND REMOVE TWO PLANES AND MAYBE YOULL LIKE WOMEN