unhinged tsc plotlines/lore i still think about:
man's demon fetish dooms next generations
guy helps situationship ressuscitate his sister. then gets rejected and moves to another continent
depressed teenager sings a song about demon stds and STILL gets the girl
regular boy gets turned into a RAT. and KIDNAPPED by VAMPIRES.
after participating in attempted genocide, married couple is handed control of local government headquarters/orphanage
straight love burns down a STONE CHURCH. STONE.
fairy enthusiast has reverse fairy harem
immortal cat hates everyone but a dying teenager
woman marries dead husband's bsf
formerly-dead woman's emotional instability causes war
london boy kills the mother of demons with a gun
local man keeps an angel hostage
and that's all for now
LOCAL MAN KEEPS ANGEL IN HOSTAGE OMG
Also: *Teen girl causes a near-apocalyptic war because she needed to resurrect her adopted brother she's in love with *Delusional ex-husband builds a literal magical apartment for his ex-wife. *Cult-leader plays mad scientist in his basement *Immortal teenager parties so hard he gets banned from Peru for all eternity *The composer of a demon std song has a sister that marries the son of a man with demon std's. *Abused teenage villain aspiring to be the literal devil is a better father then his own human father *Someone's cousin orders them a reverse mermaid exotic dancer for their bachelor party *A faerie King has a weak spot for cat calendars and gives off serious 'I love kitsch unironically' vibes. *Half-angel warriors go thrift shopping for undercover outfits. *A vampire leader seems to gatecrash a wedding and everyone lets her play piano in the background *Human girl verbally tortures sheltered half-angel warrior with basic info to do her bidding. *Despite centuries of inbreeding there are no birth defects found in a magical human race. *Generational bird phobia.
>Teenage vampire kidnapped by 14-year-old who does his hair and make-up
>Local vamp makes up increasingly sexual nicknames for friendly neighbourhood monk
>Girl groomed into a gothic archetype really just wants to do science
>Heroine escapes death bc she doesn't like chocolate
>Local girl forms cult to help her father with a teaching session
>Local vamps hit on friend's oblivious dad, whenever friend is out of town
>Woman insists 'everything's fine' as grandson levitates
>Heathcliff is blue, and everyone thinks he's gay
>'maybe the spiral labyrinth runs Wikipedia'
>Local warlock fakes death, immediately gets abducted so his friends think he's dead for real, soft launches his return with the stupidest fake name known to man.
gotta love how the list never ends
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