🐉ani

Daughter of Malec Mother of Mavid Bestie of Hollanov

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at least im a faggot

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LBAF 7 Reread - PART 4

Ah. Pain. Thanks.

One of the many reasons why warlocks are indispensable. But notice, this is not inherent. This is not because they have magic. They didn't always have portals. They created them. They made themselves useful and resourceful. Whereas shadowhunters...

This is so funny considering they've only mentioned 30% of the problems

Achilles is the chillest person in the Clave. His daughter left and he was alone and he simply got someone else to help him. Problem solved.

Can you imagine???

ROASTED

He literally told her what would happen smh...

They are literally bitch4bitch. It's why they're soulmates.

LMAO SHE IS SO—

Who can write me a canon divergence fic?

He is the #1 manipulate and malewife in this world.

Gay people smh.

The way Régine is not confused because Joan is a girl, but because she's a nice person lmao. Evil bisexuals are always experiencing this.

I think Madeleine also wanted Régine to go away because if Joseph had seen sooner how vicious Régine was, he'd have left Madeleine sooner too.

I love how, from David to Régine, coming to New York literally changed these kids' lives.

Ranking lbaf next gen gang most bootiest to least bootiest: Kincaid, Arthur, Régine, Cami, Joan, Iris, Atlas, Lance.

He is so funny

She is the most precious person ever.

LMAOOO

stealth romance attacker strikes again

I love how david is always like 'yes, sir' around these two and then there is anjali lmao

she came for max lmao

and she came for david too kfjnskhjdc

i think magnus lowk jealous that max managed to pull hermes lol

i wish i could marry him sigh

i will leave this here for no reason :)

OKAY MARRY ME OR ELSE—

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I'm sorry, Dani

It’s completely okay. You didn’t know 🩵🫶🏾

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I think Lance would like to have these

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbd0mAENm6a/?igsh=MXVpbmU5cTBzMzY5Zw==

He really would. But Arthur is more likely. And call it 'buttercup' or something.

A request for everyone: Please don't send me pics/videos of reptiles, I have a phobia 🙏

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Dani i don't want Heated Rivalry spoilers and leaked photos but my whole algorithm is trained to give me all the updates😭

I don't know what to do. I don't wanna know but I also don't wanna feel the fomo🫠

People really need to be chill about this shit, holy fuck. Like the creators having to ask the fandom to back off is embarrassing af.

I think it really depends on the platforms you're on. I haven't seen any leaked pics (except a lot of pap footage of hudcon). I think tumblr is mostly safe?

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZNRQ3quCN3/?igsh=dXljNXJqcXp4MDBl

Okay this made me cry…I literally had the same experience

You know how in your stories and LBAF there’s always kids who say that Malec were the reason they came out and stuff…it was like that for me too

Malec really is that couple

No fr, they're the OG. I have not heard of gay people or couples until I met them, can you believe it?????

LITERALLY MY FIRST, BRO. I IMPRINTED ON THEM.

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There are many rules a priest can't break: A priest cannot marry. A priest cannot abandon his flock. A priest cannot forsake his God.I've always been good at following rules. Until she came. My name is Tyler Anselm Bell. I'm twenty-nine years old. Six months ago, I broke my vow of celibacy on the altar of my own church, and God help me, I would do it again. I am a priest and this is my confession.

This is the introduction of the new book I'm reading and after reading it I immediately thought this should definitely be a malec human au fanfiction, like when I read this Alec's voice plays in my mind automatically

SOMEBODY PICK UP THE PEN.

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when will we have an lbaf date i need to mentally prepare

Lmao. I really wish I could give a date, but it depends on when I finish the reread and it's taking so long because I keep getting dragged into shit bro.

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I just turned 27 and am kinda spiraling. Is this normal? I know in a few years I’ll look back and think “whoa I was so young” but in the moment it feels like I’m running a race against everyone….and losing! Is this what being in your 20s is like???

It is very normal. It is the age when people infamously 'settle down' whether it's marriage or a job or whatever else.

Take things at your own pace. Literally no one else really gives a fuck about your life other than you. We just think they do. So, do what is right for you when it's right for you.

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sadie sink playing jean grey and kit connor eyed to play cyclops, you better give daredevil to lorenzo zurzulo or i will cut someone

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what do you mean I’m being sent to babysit two irish teens I’ve never meant 😭😭😭

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okay I like them 🥰🥰

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we’re guessing ages and one of them guessed I’m 21

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Now we’re going to watch the odyssey and it’s 10.30 and by the time the movie finishes it will be 01.30 am. I’m too old for this shit

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what do you mean I’m being sent to babysit two irish teens I’ve never meant 😭😭😭

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okay I like them 🥰🥰

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we’re guessing ages and one of them guessed I’m 21

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what do you mean I’m being sent to babysit two irish teens I’ve never meant 😭😭😭

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okay I like them 🥰🥰

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what do you mean I’m being sent to babysit two irish teens I’ve never meant 😭😭😭

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LBAF 7 Reread - Part 3

this man yearns for a jock son. let's give it to him.

i think we should all be scared of arthur. unreliable narrator final boss...

oh? 👀

stooop 😂

UGH I FUCKING MISSED THESE TOO SO MUCH HI MY BABIES

jealous david, you will always be famous.

...and i say jace is a better grandpa, then what?

someone tell him about mamdani's new york!

his little gay ass trying to be subtle here lmao

what a man what a man

WHAT A MAN WHAT A MAN

i do think we forget the gang is just a bunch of kids because their solutions are so 'simple'. like cami believes lance/aj being back in Idris will make a difference, the same way atlas thinks lance having a rune will make him a proper shadowhunter...

yeah say it louderrrrr

lmaooo he said 'try me, little shit'.

this is so true (in our world too) like gatekeeping info and not collaborating with other countries/communities does so much damage.

lance is so funny for this (and valid)

i love how despite their differences everyone agrees Miguel is a snack.

"lesbians with the swords" kdncvjkd harry please

them trying to erase david from history YOU WILL PAY

we all need an abigail in our lives. @gospi my abigail <333

BITCH I WILL CUT YOU

people like this and their complicity is half the problem istg...

This Valentine thing is SUCH a good point. She is so smart.

I AM SOOOOOOOOO NORMAL ABOUT THEM. AHHHHHHHH.

Once again, it's so fascinating how everyone has a different theory for the high demon activity, and their theory reflects more on them and the actual truth hehe.

homotron here is oblivious to the sapphic seduction happening in 4k

STOP EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK RAFAEL LMAOOO

do they know they are best friends in the future?

MAX LIGHTWOOD-BANE YOU CRACK ME THE FUCK UP MY DUDE

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on a separate note....older arjun, anyone?? (IF I LET THAT BOY LIVE THAT IS)

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LBAF 7 Reread - Part 2

I forgot how funny he was lmaooo

Lance being a milo addict wow #representationmatters

stop, he is cracking me tf uppppp

This man never walks into a room without being cunty.

Lance in a nutshell lol.

I love the detail that Arthur's backpack jingles because of all the shit he puts inside (and hangs outside) lmao.

One of my favorite LBAF things is how it's such a misleading story because what do you mean they thought the high demon activity was because the demons missed lance lmao

He is literally the funniest person alive I am not even kidding

Okay I'm adding exhibitionism to their kink list

Best part of LBAF 7 is Cami becoming a David stan.

...and if i say i ship it?

Lmaoooo #me

I do think Cami's personal arc of 'cannot connect with/work with people' to the 'rallies the whole shadow world and leads the rebellion against mikkel' pipeline is truly one of the finest

Cami not wanting to become Consul because she doesn't one day want to hurt blackbane kids... rory and tina, do you know your aunty is the bestest ever????

and that's the tea.

David. David, I love you, David. David, come to Idris and fix it, David.

There is soooooo much casual misogyny in Arjun's povs for those with eyes to see.

The way he does eventually join the patrol, but under Mikkel. I have to laugh.

As a younger sibling, I relate to adoption jokes. But it was because I was the only one making the binders and lists and 5 year plans lmaooo

the red flags were everywhereeeeeee

hate when idiots make good points, because yes cami's refusal to compromise and be flexible is her weakness as a leader :(

ARJUN, I WILL HIT YOU WITH A BROOMSTICK

And if I say this is one of the reasons he is the way he is....