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at least im a faggot

why is no one talking about this cutiepie ilya 🫢

“You think you can find someone else?” Max snorted. “You’re stuck with me. Do you understand me? I’m not the only one who is hopelessly in love with you. I know you are too. So, accept your fate because you are never going to be able to move on from Max Lightwood-Bane.”

— Happy Birthday, Max Lightwood-Bane. I never moved on from you.

#max lightwood bane #my fics #daniverse

all I will say about this harris casting situation is that, in this post-ozempic clusterfuck of a world, people are allowed to be disappointed. hollywood already refuses to cast fat people in leading female roles, and this shit being extended to queer people is deeply worrying. why are only straight men allowed to be big and fat on tv? what about women and the gays? why do we need to shrink ourselves to be acceptable to anyone? why is it so difficult to accept that fat people can be fucking hot? this could've been an opportunity to rewrite that narrative, like they did with hudson and asian queer leads, but alas.

#heated rivalry #harris drover

Good morning! Please don’t contact me today unless it’s to talk about Max Lightwood-Bane ✌🏾

LBAF 7 Reread - PART 4

Ah. Pain. Thanks.

One of the many reasons why warlocks are indispensable. But notice, this is not inherent. This is not because they have magic. They didn't always have portals. They created them. They made themselves useful and resourceful. Whereas shadowhunters...

This is so funny considering they've only mentioned 30% of the problems

Achilles is the chillest person in the Clave. His daughter left and he was alone and he simply got someone else to help him. Problem solved.

Can you imagine???

ROASTED

He literally told her what would happen smh...

They are literally bitch4bitch. It's why they're soulmates.

LMAO SHE IS SO—

Who can write me a canon divergence fic?

He is the #1 manipulate and malewife in this world.

Gay people smh.

The way Régine is not confused because Joan is a girl, but because she's a nice person lmao. Evil bisexuals are always experiencing this.

I think Madeleine also wanted Régine to go away because if Joseph had seen sooner how vicious Régine was, he'd have left Madeleine sooner too.

I love how, from David to Régine, coming to New York literally changed these kids' lives.

Ranking lbaf next gen gang most bootiest to least bootiest: Kincaid, Arthur, Régine, Cami, Joan, Iris, Atlas, Lance.

He is so funny

She is the most precious person ever.

LMAOOO

stealth romance attacker strikes again

I love how david is always like 'yes, sir' around these two and then there is anjali lmao

she came for max lmao

and she came for david too kfjnskhjdc

i think magnus lowk jealous that max managed to pull hermes lol

i wish i could marry him sigh

i will leave this here for no reason :)

OKAY MARRY ME OR ELSE—

#lbaf rereads #dani reads lbaf #my fics

I'm sorry, Dani

It’s completely okay. You didn’t know 🩵🫶🏾

I think Lance would like to have these

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbd0mAENm6a/?igsh=MXVpbmU5cTBzMzY5Zw==

He really would. But Arthur is more likely. And call it 'buttercup' or something.

A request for everyone: Please don't send me pics/videos of reptiles, I have a phobia 🙏

#lbaf

Dani i don't want Heated Rivalry spoilers and leaked photos but my whole algorithm is trained to give me all the updates😭

I don't know what to do. I don't wanna know but I also don't wanna feel the fomo🫠

People really need to be chill about this shit, holy fuck. Like the creators having to ask the fandom to back off is embarrassing af.

I think it really depends on the platforms you're on. I haven't seen any leaked pics (except a lot of pap footage of hudcon). I think tumblr is mostly safe?

#heated rivalry

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZNRQ3quCN3/?igsh=dXljNXJqcXp4MDBl

Okay this made me cry…I literally had the same experience

You know how in your stories and LBAF there’s always kids who say that Malec were the reason they came out and stuff…it was like that for me too

Malec really is that couple

No fr, they're the OG. I have not heard of gay people or couples until I met them, can you believe it?????

LITERALLY MY FIRST, BRO. I IMPRINTED ON THEM.

#malec

There are many rules a priest can't break: A priest cannot marry. A priest cannot abandon his flock. A priest cannot forsake his God.I've always been good at following rules. Until she came. My name is Tyler Anselm Bell. I'm twenty-nine years old. Six months ago, I broke my vow of celibacy on the altar of my own church, and God help me, I would do it again. I am a priest and this is my confession.

This is the introduction of the new book I'm reading and after reading it I immediately thought this should definitely be a malec human au fanfiction, like when I read this Alec's voice plays in my mind automatically

SOMEBODY PICK UP THE PEN.

#malec

when will we have an lbaf date i need to mentally prepare

Lmao. I really wish I could give a date, but it depends on when I finish the reread and it's taking so long because I keep getting dragged into shit bro.

#lbaf

I just turned 27 and am kinda spiraling. Is this normal? I know in a few years I’ll look back and think “whoa I was so young” but in the moment it feels like I’m running a race against everyone….and losing! Is this what being in your 20s is like???

It is very normal. It is the age when people infamously 'settle down' whether it's marriage or a job or whatever else.

Take things at your own pace. Literally no one else really gives a fuck about your life other than you. We just think they do. So, do what is right for you when it's right for you.

sadie sink playing jean grey and kit connor eyed to play cyclops, you better give daredevil to lorenzo zurzulo or i will cut someone

#lbaf