*Selina and Bruce are on a stakeout; Bruce is looking through binoculars when his phone rings, so Selina goes to retrieve it.*
Selina : Hey, you got a text from... Extended Batfam??
Bruce : Oh yeah, that's the family group chat, can you read it for me?
Selina : Okay. Hum, "Happy to be here" Said...
|Hello, so, who is driving tonight?
Selina : To which "Too good to be here"-
Selina : Alright. Replied...
|I can fit five people in my car if two people sit on each other laps.
Selina : "Clone 1" and "Clone 2"? Said...
Selina : Oh my god, I'm not reading that- "She's wrong" said...
|I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Selina : "She's right" replied...
| Me please! I want to sit on someone laps too!
Don't know what he's doing there
|What even is going on?? Where are we going?
Bruce : Okay, so who are Hal and Oliver gonna sit on? Because it's not gonna be me.
Selina : "Not paid enough"-
Selina : Said they can sit on top of each other.
Selina : And clone 1 and 2 are going on "One bad day from terrorism" and ”We get it you died” ?
Bruce : Yeah I could have guessed that.
Selina : Okay, who's "Don't know what he's doing there"?
Bruce : Oh yeah, that's Kyle, he's new.
Selina : Okay and whoever is "Situatioship 1" just send a picture of herself on the bathtub.
Bruce : Yeah... That's Talia.
Selina : The assasins princesse Talia? Someone worst nightmare is save as "situationship 1", In your phone?
Bruce : Yeah, can you text back that I can get the limousine so nobody as to sit on each other laps?
|I can fit everyone in the limousine
Selina : ... They're replying with slurs?!
Selina still reading the chat : Nobody is saying who's going with who! This as been the most unproductive conve I ever read! What was the point of it?!