Hori

Hiii! He/She, major, french, multifandoms, I talk about what I want!

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Second account

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@eros-telesse Film/Series

Stranger things

Arrowverse

Marvel

Supernatural

DC

Merlin

9-1-1

Teen wolf

Grey's anatomy but only Slexie

Harry Potter but fuck JK Rowling

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@hitoshi-yuuto Anime/Manga

Inazuma eleven

Haikyuu

One piece

Kimetsu no yaiba

Fullmetal Alchemist

Naruto

Fairy tail

Bungo stray dogs

My hero academia

Kuroko no basket

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

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@kaya-kamiyoshi Game/Cartoon

Undertale

Fnaf

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

Resident evil

Zenless zone zero

Genshin impact

Avatar the last air bender

The legend of Zelda

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@shiro-is-there Gacha

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Oliver : Batman can't be good at everything!

Hal : Yeah!

Barry : Really? I think he can?

Oliver : No! For example... I'm sure he's a bad kisser!

Hal : Well, I mean, I agree with you he can't be good at everything, but not that one.

Oliver : Huh?

Barry : Hal?

Hal : I mean, he IS a good kisser.

Oliver :

Barry :

Barry & Oliver : WHAT?!

[magpi-3]

*Loud incorrect buzzer goes off*

You will never convince me that Oliver Queen has not at the very least made out with Bruce sloppy style

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*Loud incorrect buzzer X2*

He doesn't know Batman is Bruce Wayne yet!

(But they 100% made out together.)

Batman revealing his Identity: I'm Bruce Wayne.

Justice league : *Shocked pikachu noise*

Oliver : Damn. You were right Hal, he IS a good kisser.

Hal : EXCUSE ME?!

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REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

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*Selina and Bruce are on a stakeout; Bruce is looking through binoculars when his phone rings, so Selina goes to retrieve it.*

Selina : Hey, you got a text from... Extended Batfam??

Bruce : Oh yeah, that's the family group chat, can you read it for me?

Selina : Okay. Hum, "Happy to be here" Said...

Happy to be here

|Hello, so, who is driving tonight?

Selina : To which "Too good to be here"-

Bruce : That's Dinah.

Selina : Alright. Replied...

Too good to be here

|I can fit five people in my car if two people sit on each other laps.

Selina : "Clone 1" and "Clone 2"? Said...

Clone 1

|Me please✋

Clone 2

|Oh yes me daddy!

Selina : Oh my god, I'm not reading that- "She's wrong" said...

She's wrong

|I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Selina : "She's right" replied...

She's right

|Only on me.

She's wrong

| ;D

Situationship 2

| Me please! I want to sit on someone laps too!

Robin hood

| Me too!

Hawkeye

| You are all adults.

Don't know what he's doing there

|What even is going on?? Where are we going?

Fashion faux pas

| LAZER GAMES!

Bruce : Okay, so who are Hal and Oliver gonna sit on? Because it's not gonna be me.

Selina : "Not paid enough"-

Bruce : That's Barbara

Selina : Said they can sit on top of each other.

Bruce : Ok.

Selina : And clone 1 and 2 are going on "One bad day from terrorism" and ”We get it you died” ?

Bruce : Yeah I could have guessed that.

Selina : Okay, who's "Don't know what he's doing there"?

Bruce : Oh yeah, that's Kyle, he's new.

Selina : Okay and whoever is "Situatioship 1" just send a picture of herself on the bathtub.

Bruce : Yeah... That's Talia.

Selina : The assasins princesse Talia? Someone worst nightmare is save as "situationship 1", In your phone?

Bruce : Yeah, can you text back that I can get the limousine so nobody as to sit on each other laps?

Selina : Alright.

Grumpy dad

|I can fit everyone in the limousine

Selina : ... They're replying with slurs?!

Bruce : Yeah...

Selina still reading the chat : Nobody is saying who's going with who! This as been the most unproductive conve I ever read! What was the point of it?!

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they're responding with what now

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Only the one they can say 😌

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I just realized that technically all of my DC incorrect quotes posts on @eros-telesse can be in the same AU! That's great!

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WAS SOMEONE EVER GONNA TELL THAT LOIS CLARK AND JON CAME FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE???

At least at one point?? I don't know if that's been retcon but what the hell??

For those wondering what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the fact that I've read all of Jon's appearances (at least the early ones), and even though I haven't seen or read everything, what I've gathered is that the three of them come from another world and have taken Clark and Lois's places in this one.

Which is wild that I've never heard of this before??

It's about the rebirth flashpoint and Earth 0

And it's not exactly bad it's just that, wow, technically Jon (and Clark and Lois) are from another universe!

I'm new to comics, so if anyone wants to explain whether this was a retcon, whether it's still canon, or if I misunderstood something, etc., I'd love to hear it!

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lmao so the SHORT version is:

-DC rebooted its continuity via the New 52 initiative, it went downhill reasonably fast -They did a storyline/miniseries explaining that the versions of Lois and Clark from before the rebooting (also known as the Post-Crisis versions) had actually arrived in the new universe and been raising a kid in the background for the past decade -DC killed the New 52 versions of Lois and Clark and the Post-Crisis versions briefly stepped into their roles -They did another plot explaining how BOTH sets of Lois and Clark were sort of separate halves that had been ripped apart via dimensional bullshit; Jon did some shonen protagonist power of love stuff and got his parents to merge with the dead spirits of the other halves -tl;dr reality adjusted AGAIN and now Lois and Clark's histories and backgrounds mostly align with the Post-Crisis versions but with Just The Good Bits of New 52 sprinkled in. It's very confusing.

There are probably some things here that are not quite right, but it's what I took away from a bunch of reading I did in recent months. I'm not new to comics but hadn't read DC in quiiiiiite a while so had a lot to catch up on. It gave me a brain cramp.

Honestly I don't think you need to sweat the details too much. The whole set of bullet points is basically DC going "shit shit shit this reboot was a mistake, how do we get things more or less close to how they used to be while still moving the story forward."

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Okay, so technically they're from another universe, but they're pretty much the same as the versions in this one!

I was expecting something like this, but since Clark and Lois from the new universe were dead, I was like, "Huh?"

Thanks for taking the time to explain it to me!!

I have a sister who’s a bit more into comics (but not Jon and not really the Supers), and I’ve heard how bad the New 52 was ✋😔

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I'm on 306 issues read! 🥳🥳

Batman and Alfred are everywhere 😱😂

Damian is my favorite but I'm pretty sure I won't have him first!

Trying to take a screenshot every 100 issues! Or at least 50!

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WAS SOMEONE EVER GONNA TELL THAT LOIS CLARK AND JON CAME FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE???

At least at one point?? I don't know if that's been retcon but what the hell??

For those wondering what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the fact that I've read all of Jon's appearances (at least the early ones), and even though I haven't seen or read everything, what I've gathered is that the three of them come from another world and have taken Clark and Lois's places in this one.

Which is wild that I've never heard of this before??

It's about the rebirth flashpoint and Earth 0

And it's not exactly bad it's just that, wow, technically Jon (and Clark and Lois) are from another universe!

I'm new to comics, so if anyone wants to explain whether this was a retcon, whether it's still canon, or if I misunderstood something, etc., I'd love to hear it!

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Omg I showed my brother your Hal art (the one where he's shirtless and posing) and we spent all evening gushing over it, by the end he put it as his phone wallpaper!! 😆 We giggle and kick out feet everytime, he's so hot in this drawing.

Hahah stop I love that!!! My softcore hal being someone’s bg is perfect

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Hi! I am the brother! 😆✋

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I don't remember if I told it but I'm trying to read every Damian apparition. But I don't stop myself from reading something else or an entire comic and not just one issue. Even if it does concerned Damian (like black canary 2007 which was so cute!)

So I'm happy to announce that I already finished the year 2006, 2007, 2008, for Damian apparition 🥳

Also I started reading comics in like January or February and I'm at 160 issues read! Proud of me!💪

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I'm so fucking happy and sad

I freaking love the absolute Robins, they're so fucking cool! I love the idea/designs

But I'm a Damian fan

So that make me so sad that they will never be an absolute Damian 😭

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The concept of Jonathan being in love with Steve post season one is good. But do you know what is even better? I tell you!

Season two when Jonathan and Nancy are at Murray house and he does his little speech. Expect the moment where he say "We like Steve, but we don't love Steve." Jonathan flinch, and Murray turn to him suprise, and he's like, "Oh. Maybe she don't, be you do. You, you love Steve.

And that's where Nancy learn that Jonathan is in love with Steve.

They get back, Nancy PROPERLY break up with Steve. And then she tried to wing woman Jonathan.

Nancy in her menace Hera.

Jonathan is so embarrassed.

And Steve he's juste so confused.

+Bonus point if he thinks Nancy and Jonathan are dating at one point.

"Well you two are dating, right?"

"WHAT?! NO! NO WAY I'M DATING HER/HIM" Point each other at the same time.

Platonic Jancy 🤌

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Just writed 650 words of Jonathan vomiting his love for Steve to Nancy

It was an interesting experience for the three of us 🤔

#SimpJonathanByers

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If people are interested!

A Friendship, queer, texting story, with the promo of the golden trio!

Link

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Barry, are you out of your mind?

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#barry…….  #quick question do you mentally categorize leonard as ‘being with the legends’ instead of ‘dead’  #and would you like to explore that today (via @qlala)

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Not funny story

When I watched flash I didn't know about the other series, especially the Legend, so when the crossover happened and Ray was like "Leonard is dead." Aka my second favorite characterw and Barry lover, I was so shocked. So shocked that I unconsciously stopped watching after that. Like I watched 5 mores episodes and stopped definitely.

And I made the connection to why I stopped watching, like 4 years later. Leonard snart death. And... it's also from season 3 onwards that the quality declines.

Anyways COLDFLASH FOR THE WIN! They are so in love! And Leonard snart is alive, trust!

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Biggggg fan of Steve and Hopper knowing each other pre stranger things season 1

A non-exhaustive list of my favorite reasons

Steve always ending up in jail for minor reason but since he as rich parents always getting out. With him being like "it's my second house!"

Steve being a lab kid and Hopper knowing a bit of it. Bonus point if when Will disappear he got to Steve for... Reason A, Steve as power that can help. Or reason B, Hopper just think I could be connected to Steve's story.

Just a Steve Hopper AU. Adopted or biological. Also not too related but big fan of Steve being Hopper's biological son who lives with his mother and only shows up in season 2 to find that his father has adopted a daughter.

And my new favorite similar to lab Steve, Werewolf Steve. Hopper know and help him hide it, but ask his help for Will.

Probably other but right now can't think of other one

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every so often i check in on the 911 fandom to see if that depressed single father and his golden retriever bisexual friend have kissed yet

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I stopped watching at season 2, I'm waiting to see if they kiss before watching it.

If they do, I will start watching again hyped about it and couldn't wait for it!

And if they don't, I will start again without expectations and wouldn't be disappointed about it.

Win win for me!

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You know how The Flash’s archenemy is called Reverse-Flash? What if they did that for all the superheroes. Superman & Regular Guy. Aquaman & Firewoman. Batman and… Not-Batman.

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Technically Superman number one villain is Lex Luthor, and he is an pretty regular guy. And batman worst vilain is definitely not-batman 😂

I think your into something

We should to a bit of rebranding name X)

Also does that make Wonder woman archenemy Loserman?

(don't knrouch about Arthur)