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(inst: @xxnvo)

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

i love old ladies

i’m at the bus stop and these two very old ladies suddenly recognize each other and very sincerely one goes “holy shit you’re still alive!!” and the other says “i’m gonna outlive my husband if it kills me”

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, getting anon hate and turning it into humor so I can expand my brand and keep up my image:

[hotboyproblems]

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

my brain: you cannot

me: why

my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

me: i don't see how-

my brain: cannot.

[fierceaskatniss]

SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME (2019) dir. Jon Watts

[masterqifrey]

—I’ll never forget your kindness for the rest of my life.

[bctto]

[alexiflex159]

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)

[bob-belcher]

[chewbacca]

Oh, wow. SKINS (2007 — 2013)

[djpaulyd]

[itsaubreylmfao]

i like my men

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

[giffingcartoons]

[robertmitchum]

A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS dir. Bill Melendez 

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[only1600kids]

you can always count on dad