Horse Feels

[youlovetoseeit]

F in the chat

[alrauna]

Kseniia Miinalainen (@curly.perkele)

[everythingfox]

“Breeze the baby horse is all grown up, but still sleeps with his teddy years later”

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[holmer-j-slicer]

@horsefeels

[pangur-and-grim]

y'all ever just in the mood to mutilate a .jpeg

[hooray4skeleton]

I got one of the best pictures I ever made out of that urge

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

H O N S E

[holmer-j-slicer]

@horsefeels

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[catgirl-kaiju]

B R O O K L Y N S U P R E M E

[trashboat]

customer: can you check in the back?

me: madam there are HORSES in there

[ratfuck]

*checks calendar* hmmm today is Roleplay As a Horse Day

[ratfuck]

*breaths heavily from the nose* HRRRNF..SNNFF

[ratfuck]

WWWREEEEHRREOOOOUUUUUAAUUUIIEEEEE!!!

[thegoddamnwordsmith]

@dainamo

[ion-somnia]

@horsefeels

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[diseonfire]

@wolffyluna

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

One year ago today……horse pussy butt 2

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

[gharibajameel]

artistic representation of what it would look like if someone rode brooklyn supreme

[valtsv]

[heart-0f-ir0n]

[recuperationdisliker]

[recuperationdisliker]

[shitpostgenerator]

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

[angry-eevee]

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

[ion-somnia]

@horsefeels

[husband]

you want want Murphy has.

[leggyboyjohnson]

the Maestro

[ion-somnia]

@horsefeels

[pokemonsnap]

nobody:

a horse:

[ion-somnia]

@horsefeels

[insomniac-arrest]

when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures

but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’

I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)

it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Wanna know a fun fact?

When they were filming Lord of the Rings, they needed A LOT of extras to be able to ride horses into battle. They couldn’t find nearly enough men with horses/ riding skills, so they hired just like a crap ton of women who were expert riders, slapped some beards on ‘em, and called it good. The VAST majority of the riders in that film are horse girls. Horse girls win battles.

[peachhoneybun]