[sandmandaddy69]

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[horrificgoth]

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[konoko]

[gaphic]

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

[gaphic]

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

what the fuck is this newspaper

[balile]

Those are sisters

[zealotarchaeologist]

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

[mousegirlheart]

[badlydrawneverything]

[scootsenshi]

😎

[konoko]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

[anxietyproblem]

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[pinniposting]

can i stare at u like this

via

[darling-peony]

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

[luxiomahariel]

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives