HORSEWEED

no longer allowed at fashion history museums because my large horse body keeps accidentally putting all of the dresses in its mouth. for research.

[horsew33d]

tumblr bots heard me say i’ve gotten three hours of sleep and now official tumblr has messaged me saying ivvveee been suspicious. probably need to open this link and follow instructions to avoid terminations, @horsew33d Bitch. ok they didn’t say bitch i added that for drama i’m not sorry. taco bell isn’t really sorry either i don’t think.

[horsew33d]

i thi nm k ive gotten tthree hours of sleep in the uh past day or. uh. what no two days and id just like to shed some tears on midnight cowboy wow what a movie guys id be crying if i wasnt dehydrated the homosexual undertones are not undertones idk what people are thinking every single goddamn look rico gives him is the most gay fucking shit ever and i’m assuming the actor is absolutely not gay so like damn guys wow guys and we’re like e not even gonna talk about the story because everyone knows gay people can’t be happy but but but there were glimmers like uhhhh. fish. so. yeah ok that’s all. movie rated 10/10 and also 10/10 beautiful twinks and women and maybe even both and neither idk guys it’s the 60s i think they were totally still eating dirt for fun and minerals back then. back in the ages. woman shoutout to the women. all of you. i like that about you. ok i’m shriveling under the eye of the spotlight that is my big wall of text on tumblr dot com. or app. console tumblr? pinkman has now sat on me. think that means i should stfu and go to bed ihhh godddd and then tomorrow is tuesday and i may not have to do homework though i should oribavaky do homework but ohh god shit so much to do so much to see and i try to make jokes on here but tOK SHUTTING DOWWWWNNN. actually rebooting to say that lowkey joe was a fucking idiot like idiot like you’re an idiot i get you seem to be very traumatized idk what all those crazy flashing lights truly meant to you joe but like unrelated, you are dumb. actually it’s probably really nuanced. far more nuanced than i can articulate rn guys ihhhhhhhgggghhhh ooogooghhhggid ohhhh hod ohh god ihhh god ohhhhhhhhhhhhhghh hod. to end on a positive note uh. he did get to see a palm tree!

seriously though guys did i really just miss the memo that bad or does this not count as gay enough to be a gay movie classic. because it’s totally a gay movie classic.

ok goodnight whinnies delightfully and normally

[horsew33d]

i think if i was an actual horse i would deathroll on every single person who tried to train me and then i would get put down.

[evil-and-menacing-horse-offical]

Yes.

[horsew33d]

YESSSSSSSSSS. FELLOW EVIL HORSE. YESSSSSSSSSSS.

[horsew33d]

Horseweed wise posts #1

if you’re ever sobbing, just step in cat vomit. you can’t rationally cry about anything with cat vomit foot, you gotta focus on cleaning up the cat vomit now, bud. this is life.

[horsew33d]

i think if i was an actual horse i would deathroll on every single person who tried to train me and then i would get put down.

[horsew33d]

RAAAAAAAH RAAAAAHA AAAAAAHHHH AAAGHHH RAAAGH GRAAAAAAAH

[rockin-stims]

AO3 shiny buttons (+bonus dividers)!

[horsew33d]

my strange and unusual girl boy son for #pridemonth

[daikon-art]

Drew this a millennium ago but have been to busy wasting away to post it

[horsew33d]

centaur. i don’t want to talk about hands ever. ever in my life. I Don’t have Time for That.

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

[junabuggy]

Horse Graphics

⋆˚˖°꒰ঌ Credits: x, x, x, x, x ☆‌ Kofi ໒꒱°˖ ˚⋆

[horsew33d]

wip that i put in black and white to analyze the tones

please god let me finish this…. i have a beautiful vision that is so much better than this….

[horsew33d]

CALLOUT POST

to my one and only thimble:

i miss you. i pierced my hand too many times today, i kept yelping in the library….. where did you go… why did you abandon me in my time of need….

is this funny…..i… don’t think so. just feeling things about my poor lost thimble.

[horsew33d]

called out of work this morning in case i decide i need to spend 18 hours hand sewing today.

always stay prepared folks.

[horsew33d]

Hoes go wild hoes go mad,

i need to elope or else i’m going to beat someone with a stick until they are spattering flesh puddles

[horsew33d]

home hardware employees know my body odour and predict hwen i may enter (i hold my five gallon bucket up for you to see) its full of pine needles, they smell nice (implodes)

home hardware employees hunt me down every time i step foot in the facility due to the fact that I keep smashing all the lightbulbs.

i like your bucket, but it would be better if it was filled with pine tar, pine tar is very kind… you should probably stick your hand in it… maybe just. get in there entirely. nothing could go wrong when you hop in your five gallon bucket full of pine tar!