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@hostessmuffet-blog
(( please understand that I get a lot of messages on this blog, so refrain from sending multiple messages to get my attention.
(( i’ll get to them as soon as I can, but be patient. i’m very slow and sometimes need extra time thinking up responses/drawing images. i’m also not online all the time
(( thanks for understanding, i just wanted to make this clear
Why do you kill so many people?
* Because they kill so many spiders.
*Oh! It's been far too long, deary~ How are you?
* What a pleasant surprise!* Welcome, other Muffet~* I’m doing just fine, I am very well rested~* I hope business is going well for you, my dear!
* YOU'RE GONNA SUFFER HERE, JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.
* Suffer?* My dear, do you know who I am?
"Oh, wow! It's good to see the spider queen again."
* That’s a familiar face~!* I know you’re going to complain about how...
* “overpriced”* my products are.* But today, and only for today, I’ll give you one free pastry.* See? I’m not all bad.
{Deltherobot} Lord, look whose returned! Welcome back!
* Mr. Del!!* Dearie, it’s been so long since I’ve seen you~* You look well!
Welcome back to the active world, Lady Muffet~ Does this mean you'll be back to selling your goods soon as well?
* I’ve neglected my spiders for too long!* We must get back to work posthaste!* How else are we going to make a spider-sized movie theater?* Or a spider-sized concert hall?
Do you sell silk waffles? They are really soft and delicious.
* Silk waffles?* How peculiar...
* They’re not on my menu.* Not yet, at least.* I am highly considering it~
Welcome back, our dear hostess! The parlor has been collecting DUST since you were last here, but hopefully you'll be back long enough to whip the spiders back into shape, yes? They've been skimping out on their duties!
* Have they now?* Rest assured, I have everything under control.* They’ll all be busy little darlings before you know it!* I hope they enjoyed their vacation~
This place was my fave, thank you for your return. You will not be taken for granted.
* Ohhh, how darling!* You’re almost sweet enough to eat~
* M-Muffet! You're back!
* Oh…* Why, isn’t it one of my lovely customers~?
* Miss Paars, I was starting to feel as if you were ignoring me.* Ahuhuhu~
* I– I wouldn’t– * I m-mean I–
{ She sighs. }
* Calm down, dearie. * Goodness...
* You’re always so jumpy. * That can’t be good for your health.
{ She wipes the screen of her monitor with a handkerchief. When was the last time she used this contraption? }
* Good grief, how do I work this thing again…?
[✱ A single message appears.]
[txt] * nerd.
[txt] * So I leave for a few months and this is the welcome I get? [txt] * I guess I shouldn’t have expected any less. [txt] * ...”nerd”.
Welcome back.
* Well, thank you, dearie~
* M-Muffet! You're back!
* Oh...* Why, isn’t it one of my lovely customers~?
* Miss Paars, I was starting to feel as if you were ignoring me.* Ahuhuhu~
{ She wipes the screen of her monitor with a handkerchief. When was the last time she used this contraption? }
* Good grief, how do I work this thing again...?
he got her to laugh, success!
hopefully she’ll have more mercy for him when he inevitably fucks it all up. would she tie him up or something? or maybe… she’ll just hike her prices to infinity. that’d probably suck more. until then, though, sans hid his uncertainty behind a broad smile and vibrations of excitement.
“ pfft, nice one. but yeah, let’s head to the kitchen. or else i’ll just waste more time cooking up some more puns. “
* You are too much~
{ She leads him a ways away, towards her parlor. It was a room full of nothing but webs. Was this really the kitchen? Snap go her fingers, and several spider slide down their string. With it, they formed a crooked looking ladder. Muffet tugged it to make sure it was sturdy and turned to the skeleton. }
* Sans, was it? * I hope you’re not afraid of heights, dear. * Follow me~
{ Down, down, down she went. Into the abyss. Her shoes made a click as she lands, and the flicker of a bright light appeared from the bottom. }
