I'd like to see you after class...

Welcome, class, to Masculinity 101--Instructors and professors the way they used to be; both real and imagined

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Happiness is warm leather and a warm pipe

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Vroom

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Failed math...too busy fantasizing

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Lefty

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Chunk with 'chops

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Howdy!

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Stylin’

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I bet his tie isn’t the only thing that’s thick and wide.

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I found Mr. Edmunds’ G-spot.

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I can show you what REAL happiness is, sir...

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Beef...it’s what’s for dinner (or lunch, behind the lockers in the gym).

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You’re the in-school detention teacher?  Pardon me while I go vandalize something.

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Another one of those well-dressed middle-aged guys on a bike.