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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Oof okay, I think I'm done for sure now. 😅
That's the most water I've ever drank in my life, I swear... @_@
I was feeling myself, though, also wearing my tightest compression leggings that are a little too tight even on an empty belly day.. 🙃
bestie you’re so silly, i can’t pull out. you’re so tight, and i’m so thick, and i keep going dizzy thinking about putting a baby in your belly
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hi I’m also a 24 y/o lesbian but I work as an environmental engineer for the department of defense and if life were an anime I think we would have to be friends. I’d probably lose my security clearance but it would be worth it
i have but one question - why the hell are you working for the DOD
Anthony Bourdain (sexiest thing you can do on a date)...
“...you learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together. If your date makes the experience uptight and restrictive, well, the sex is going to be horrible too. ...I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what's appropriate or attractive. Stop worrying about how your breath's going to smell, whether there's beurre blanc on your face, or whether ordering the braised pork belly will make you look fat. Eating with abandon couldn't be more of a turn-on: it shows that you're comfortable with yourself.
A perfect date is with a person who eats without fear, prejudice, or concerns about his or her appearance. I remember one of my first dates with my wife (Ottavia): She ordered a six-pound lobster. I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it—she got a standing ovation from the floor staff. She's the kind of woman who will order filet mignon as an appetizer followed by a T-bone steak. Her fearless, open-minded approach to food is completely alluring. For a dinner date, I eat light all day to save room, then I go all in: I choose this meal and this order, and I choose you, the person across from me, to share it with. There's a beautiful intimacy in a meal like that. It's about exploration and taste. And kissing after dinner. And maybe there's a little wine and curry on your breath... and that's nice.”
Bloat/inflation Checklist
THE BLOAT LIST (Here’s the different types of bloat I tried over the years, and there result) IMPORTANT: IF YOU KNOW A METHOD THAT ISN’T ON THE LIST, PLEASE MESSAGE ME! STOMACH CAPACITY TRAINING:
Drink a large glass of water before, and after a big meal, it make each stuffing session much more intense
Eating a head of lettuce before a meal to expand the stomach: It’s not very fun to eat, but it works very well!
SPRITE AND BANANA Pretty good, resulting in a big solid belly. It creates a foam that doesn’t go away instantly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN9ifevkDis Peoples doing Banana & Sprite are trying to drink a 2 liters bottle in one go, so of course, their little stomach reject it. Just try with a can and two bananas to begin, and work your way up each time. For this method, you can take it very slowly. COKE AND MENTOS: Use DIET COKE, it’s more effective, https://youtu.be/iS2vG1o7Op4 , and don’t put it in the fridge, it’s easier to chug when it’s not cold. Use ORIGINAL MENTOS (the fruit one doesn’t work), or Excel/Eclipse Mints instead. They take MINUTES to disolve and keep releasing air! It’s amazing! I use 710 ml, but if you have a large stomach capacity, you can try a 2 liters bottle
First, I put 2 mentos in my mouth. I quickly open the bottle and push the third of its content while I swallow as fast as I can. At this point, I’m inflated from the carbonation, and I can push my belly out and hear it sloshing around. The urge to burp is beginning
I wait a couple minutes, and do the same thing again. It produce a geyser in your mouth that you are trying to swallow immediately. (If the bottle was full, the pressure would make you spit everything out instantly) At this point, I’m full of air and the urge to burp is really strong. I lie down and wait for it to pass a minute, and let my stomach relax.
Finally, I put a last mentos in my mouth, and I chug the geyser until there’s nothing left. At this point, I can’t even push my belly out: the air is pushing to hard. Nothing is sloshing around: I’m maxed out.
Next: Now that my belly is stretched out, time for a big meal! If you could keep all the air in, your intestines will be full of gas, making a food inflation even more impressive. Note that I’m skinny and I see the effect immediately. If you have a layer of fat, the effect might be less visible.
CAKE SHAKE: Blend a box of Betty Crocker Yellow Cake mix with a quart of milk, a little at a time so it doesn’t cake up in the blender. (DON’T add eggs!) Drink that down. Then I drink two 8 oz. glasses of water as chaser, to stimulate the baking soda in the mix. (I’m a slim guy, so I used half a box and 750ml of milk) It’s quite filling, leaving you big all day long: the reaction comes later (approx 10 hours). You will fart A LOT, as the chemical reaction happens. It kind of clog your system, while increasing your appetite and stomach capacity, so every meal will build up on top of that It wasn’t painful at all, and quite delicious. As the day ended, I was fully bloated, 10 pounds heavier, with a belly stretch at my maximum (I couldn’t even push my stomach out). It’s really great, but it’s not your typical 1 hour bloat. You have to be committed for an entire day, but it can be very, very effective (I can’t even imagine doing the entire box). CHEMICAL REACTION:
Pop Rocks and Coke: One of my favorite. Tastes good and is not dangerous. It’s great to hear the crackling noise in your stomach. I recommend.Some says that Sprite is more effective.
Vanilla ice cream and root beer: like a root beer floater, it makes a lot of foam growing inside you. Really good and effective.
Swallowing whole Alka-Seltzer with water: It bloat you good, but it’s an analgesic. Only do it when you have a headache. But it works.
Cook 4 packets of oatmeal, then chug 900mlof water: It expand in your stomach, but not very much
Baking Soda and Coke: It bloat you full of air quickly and strongly. It’s a little disgusting and not very good for your system, but it works
Baking Soda and Vinegar: it create a violent foam expanding in your stomach, but it’s disgusting (don’t mix with Coke, trust me)
FOOD/LIQUID:
Water Inflation (drinking): Heavy bloat, free, and you can reach your capacity quickly. Use it as a stomach stretcher before a big meal.As we all know by now, don’t drink massive amount of water, it’s dangerous for water intoxication. You can always add salt, or eat something
Seltzer water: the carbonation will inflate your stomach without the sugar and caffeine of Coke (HEALTHY!)
Diet Pepsi ans Chocolate Milk: A lot of calories, it really bloats you heavily for a long time. My favorite.
Ramen stuffing: it expand a little in the stomach, but not enough to be an inflation method.
Mashed potato powder: a guy on a forum said it works for him, it was disgusting and impossible to swallow
A tube of raw cookie dough: I never thought I would say this, but it’s too sweet. Half a tube and I had more than enough. It doesn’t expand that much
Drink half solid bowl of Jell-o: it works, and will have more chance to stay in your stomach, even in large volume
Uncooked Pancake mix: I’ve tried it, but I don’t remember the results, I’ll have to do it again
Half-cooked rice: Eating rice that is still a little crunchy will makes you extremely gassy for a whole day… Be careful!
Eat a big watermelon: A big hard bloat, cheap and good for you!
BLOAT BY GAS: (that one differ from one person to another, but try it out first):
Fiber One Bars. Eat 4 bars or more, and you’ll get a gigantic bloat and fart all day long!
Kombucha Tea (named “Rise” where I live). It’s as fizzy as alcohol, can leave you seriously bloated if you drink a lot
Lentils, dry beans, chilli
ENEMAS:
Water Inflation (enema): The best one to feel full to the max, but, a lot of trouble to setup up and you can’t keep it in for long
Air inflation (enema): Painful afterward, and dangerous if you go too far. You can try it, but other bloats on this lists are much more pleasant
Whipped Cream Enema: the compressed air from the air will inflate you up. You may need more than one can. Bloatedboy9 made a tutorial here https://youtu.be/wtOKP4XtuTs
Inflation with soda carbonation: great idea, you drill a hole in the cap of a coke bottle, use a tube that goes in your rear, and you just have to shake the bottle to produce carbonation that will inflate you. ChubbyInflator had the idea here: https://youtu.be/7KntaByRIgI
I didn’t try yet:
A gallon of milk
After a meal, take ¼ cup of Metamucil, the fiber with bloat you
Yeast bloat, instructions on pyrotvfun profile page, or the instructions from pineapples123 I received on DeviantArt: “1.5 oz of yeast in a water bottle that i drank a little out of, plus some koolaid mix for flavor and some sugar to feed the yeast. leaving the warm laptop on my stomach makes it almost feels like its growing so quick. chugged about a liter of sweet tea afterwards to clean my throat, so I’m already feeling a bit full.”
Water through nasogastric tube (that seems dangerous too)
TIPS:
For a big liquid bloat, use those large straw for shake or slosh. You’ll drink a large amount of liquid in no time!
To try once: buckle a belt tighty below your pec or in the middle of your stomach before a bloat, the inflation will be more intense, and your belly will push out even more!
How to suppress the need to burp after a bloat: Close your mouth and only breath through your nose. Wait a couple minutes, and your stomach will relax, expand and adapt to its fullness. It helps to make the best of coke and mentos bloats, where your stomach is full of air
INSPIRATION:
If you want inspiration, I made a YouTube playlist of 4900 videos of belly inflations, bloats, bears and male fatness in general. Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdBDU3ionyp-GR6XmJB4AUkSVLFZ8coFd
Don’t forget to check my YouTube channel, where I make animated belly inflation morphs https://www.youtube.com/user/ls6y06cl6a0n/videos
I can do the same thing with your photo for 25$! Contact me here, on deviantart http://ls6y06cl6a0n.deviantart.com/ or on Grommr.
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Had to reblog this again😁
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Me: Saw the moon and it reminded me of u
Him: Aww, so sweet. Why?
Me: Because I love it when it’s full
god tier line omg
Me: Saw the moon and it reminded me of u Him: Aww, so sweet. Why? Me: Because I love it when it’s full
I am a sucker for smaller tummies getting filled with food. Slimmer people stuffing themselves with their favourite and then having that cute bloated belly. Definitely looking stuffed, just a lil bloated tummy gurgling happily. The tummy perfectly aligning with their nice cute curves. Them just sighing in pure pleasure, lightly patting their tummy. Perfect if they don't hold in a loud burp or hiccup that makes their belly jolt and slosh.
tfw they immediately tell you to cum inside them when u say you’re close 🥴🥵😫
extremely horny tweet https://twitter.com/nantonas4/status/1376781696855465984?s=20
“my girlfriend weighs 100 pounds and I just watched her eat 1 pound of Crab legs. I’m about to have sex with something that’s 1 percent crus
happy new year, have one of my favorite tweets ever
Thanksgiving lunch has my belly stuffed tight and heavy… it’s a struggle to sit up 😮💨
I am a sucker for smaller tummies getting filled with food. Slimmer people stuffing themselves with their favourite and then having that cute bloated belly. Definitely looking stuffed, just a lil bloated tummy gurgling happily. The tummy perfectly aligning with their nice cute curves. Them just sighing in pure pleasure, lightly patting their tummy. Perfect if they don't hold in a loud burp or hiccup that makes their belly jolt and slosh.