[alwaysbewoke]

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

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[1953swan]

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

[ree-duh]

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

[cullenfucked]

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

[kelssiel]

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

[kiefbowl]

people be like “is it really fair to judge someone based on their beliefs, choices, and actions?? :/“

[tastefullyoffensive]

Bloated and baked.

[literalnobody]

[derp-kitty]

i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

[loadingartist]

Such a naughty boy

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[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

why are men………… like that

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[nisamohi-deactivated20180925]

someone: “I guess i just have a lot of unpopular opinions haha”

me: “like are you racist or do you just not like steven universe”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[serenasaystoday]

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

[damianimated]

Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

[brittany-murphy]