Hot Chocolate and Pillow Forts

I'm a 36 year old Army veteran, Asexual. Spoonie.

[eldritchbauble]

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

[eldritchbauble]

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

[nochanceforabsolution]

please it's the way eliot holds on to him please my heart i'm fucking weak

ahh

[party-gilmore]

Oh FUCK @yoyomarules I HADNT FUCKIGN NOTICED THE LIPS, SLIPPING PAST THE COLLAR, AGAINST HIS NECK BEFORE FUCK THE DESPERATION THE INTIMACY THE?!?!?

[yoyomarules]

@eliot-wolfgirl-spencer genuinely like…this might be the most intimate moment in the entire show to me in part because look at it LOOK AT IT but also because it’s so out of character for Eliot to be like this with someone and the only options broadly speaking are a) he’s doing it unintentionally or b) he’s doing it deliberately, both of which make me feel moderately unhinged.

‘I was so scared I’d never see you again that despite my purported aversion to affectionate physical contact my true feelings about you are spilling over and I, a person who by necessity have impeccable control over my body, am absolutely powerless to stop them’ OR ‘I was so scared I’d never see you again that I’m dropping all pretence and am going to show you right now how precious you are to me and it’s a “tenderly holding you close while I kiss you on the neck” kind of precious’ please. PLEASE.

It’s just. It might be one of the most truly intimate moments I’ve ever seen in fiction full-stop actually in that it makes me feel vaguely like I’m invading their privacy by watching and yet I can’t look away!!

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

[eymurn]

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

[stalock]

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

[stalock]

men? not disappointing me? what is this feeling

[stalock]

how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr

[stalock]

UPDATE ONE OF THESE GUYS IS ACTUALLY A REF I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[k-eke]

Do not fear.

[fraddit]

When you stay in a hotel room, do you unpack your suitcase into the provided closet and dresser?

always

sometimes (explain in tags if desired)

never

never been in a hotel room/bald/etc

Voting ended onAug 16

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[scottsumrners]

give it up to the funniest henchmen in Leverage

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[astercontrol]

Rickrolling is deceptive, but it's among the most harmless forms of deception available

in other words, it may tell a lie, but it will never tell a lie and hurt you

[the-real-ted-cruz]

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

[angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat]

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

[super-face]

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

[sneakyfeets]

[cryptognomicon]

Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”

[transastronautistic]

id: screenshot of tags reading “the wildlife carries on in the ruins like nothing ever happened”

[therobotmonster]

Sometimes you can hear voices from the trees...

[person-of-many-names]

I like your shoelaces

[avocadosfromfigaro]

Thanks, I pulled them out of a stump filled with fae water and now it wards off the President

[eg515]

i feel like we moved on from the line "the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others" too quickly

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[djarinmuse]

I literally love all of you, but as a Tumblr veteran, Tumblr's main feature is the reblog feature. It is the beating heart of the dashboard and the foundation for a chronological timeline. The For You page here should not be your default setting.

You guys have got to start reblogging stuff you enjoy, especially, specifically gifs and fan art but also fics and fan theories or even hot takes if you're not afraid of a lil discourse. I'm tired of being the first or third reblog for a person's post and then seeing my blog's followers do nothing but hit like, while blogs sit there with no new posts in months or years!

Reblog more stuff please. Thank you, have a good day.

You're not even going to reblog this post are you 🫩

[katiebootsquinn]

Personally I thought Alice was perfectly reasonable and professional the entire episode lmfao. I couldn’t tell you what exactly is so bad about her behavior, she’s just. Not super friendly. God forbid a woman isn’t constantly bubbly and charming, especially after being passed over for a job in favor of an unqualified man in what’s purportedly a “feminist” project

[depsidase]

[unamccormack]

Elmo's talkin' 'bout a revolution

[lettucemakar]

Word already had a word count?! That WORKED?

You made a computer that can't COUNT?!

[croaksac]

HUGE developments in the big silly baby wearing fluffy pajamas fandom:

Oregon Zoo 05/30/26: This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

[rosslynpaladin]

When I was a child there were

22

of these magnificent ancient creatures still alive on this world. and I was aware of this at that age because nearly half of them were in a very secretive building on a hilltop near my house, in a last ditch effort by conservation scientists to breed and raise babies.

fifteen. Just born. this season. I cry tears of joy.

You did it. You're doing it. Keep fighting for a future, everybody- it's working.