Completely In Love With Penelope Garcia

Em, 19, they/them :)

[hotchscotchh]

Hi! Welcome to my blog!

Garcias-bitch -> hotchscotchh

Icon by @prettyypenelope

My NSFW blog is @spencerreid-isasub

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Are transphobic/a terf

Are homophobic

Are against BLM

Support Donald trump

This is not a safe space for you <3

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Requests: open

If you ever need anything please do not hesitate to reach out to me! I’m not great at advice, but I’ve been told I’m an amazing listener <3

I tag common triggers with “#tw [trigger]” if i am not tagging something that needs to be tagged, please tell me!

I will write most ships, but these are off the table:

Jeid

Hotchniss

Reader insert

I won’t write anything that has to do with:

Rape/non-con

Real people

DDLG/age regression

Transgender AU (I am not transphobic! But I am not trans, and I’m uncomfortable writing an extremely personal experience that I have no personal knowledge of)

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by DarkJediQueen

Aaron is captivated by a piano player he’s never talked to but has fantasized about.

Words: 16791, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 41 of A Universe of Meetings

Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid, Jack Hotchner

Relationships: Aaron Hotchner/Spencer Reid

Additional Tags: Bar Fic, Piano Player Spencer, Agent Aaron, Casual Sex, Relationship Negotiation, Alternate Universe

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by goobzoop

Hotch and Reid decide to pull a prank on the team the day after Valentine’s by announcing that they’re in a relationship. There’s no way that could go wrong, right? Also, soulmates.

Words: 4275, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds), Penelope Garcia, Emily Prentiss, Jennifer “JJ” Jareau

Relationships: Aaron Hotchner/Spencer Reid

Additional Tags: Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Spencer and Aaron think they’re funny but they’re not, Valentine’s Day, Happy Ending, Getting Together, Idiots in Love, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, One Shot, Complete, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Light Angst, Like the lightest angst ever just backstory, They’re In Love Your Honor, Fluff, Love, Cute, Pining

[hotchscotchh]

Im glad you’re here, living, and I want to remind you how much people love and appreciate you. I’m proud of you and everything you’ve managed to achieve no matter how big or small. You deserve the moon 🌕

Thank you so much

This is so sweet 🥺

[hotchscotchh]

I Just watched one (1) tiktok and cried for 20 minutes

Guess it’s that kind of week 🤪

[ropoto]

COFFEE BREAK

[oliverbrnch]

Do you have any Hotchreid fic recs that aren't a/b/o? Or any other accts that will?

Thanks in advance friend

Yes, I do!! I’m not a huge fan of a/b/o, but I am a huge fan fo HotchReid. I’m delighted you asked because I’ve got loads! I hope you don’t mind quite a few. 

No One Would Despise Me - this is a really unique idea I haven’t ever read before: Hotch as a priest, while Spencer’s still in the BAU. I am really fond of Rossi and the rest of the team in this, and there are a bunch of really cute scenes. I’m very fond of this one!

Two Trees - this is a very very long series, and I really enjoy how it handles Reid’s relationship with Gideon, plus the interaction between Hotch and Reid and Haley and Jack is excellent too! There’s quite a bit of smut, so consider yourself warned, but overall it’s quite good. 

Coffee & Pie - wowie I adore this series!! It’s very sweet, I like the healthy relationship they have from the beginning, and I just feel very strongly about it. I’m not a fan of the child OC that’s added towards the end but, like I said, she’s only in the last couple of works if that’s not your thing. Overall, I rate this a 9.5/10, please go read.  

Chain Reaction - I LOVE ROSSI AND MORGAN IN THIS. They’re like chaotic little matchmakers and I think that Hotch and Reid’s relationship is super duper adorable and very lovely, and it makes me smile a lot. 

Don’t Talk of Stars Burning Above - full disclosure, this is a soulmate fic and there’s smut as well. But, I love how they handled the whole soulmate thing without it being overbearing or too cheesy. Plus! Spencer and Jack are mute, and it’s handled tremendously well, in my opinion. It’s really excellent, and I highly highly recommend. 

Texts From Last Year - this is one of my very very favorite fics, ever. It’s kind of a textfic, but not really? Hotch and Reid’s texts are spilled to the entire bureau, and it’s up to the team to profile the messages, and it’s sweet and funny and raunchy all wrapped up into one really excellent fic. I’ve reread this one dozens of times. 

If Everyone Cared - I adore the author’s use of metaphor and the way they also use this as a character study of pretty much the whole team. No one is perfect here, and I like how they deal with it. 

A Box Full of Darkness by @thefandomlesbian - I will never not recommend this fic. I think that the author (a fellow Spencer!!) is one of The Best I’ve ever read, and that they’ve written Hotch and Reid very in-character, but also very warmly. They’ve done a tremendous job with autistic Spencer that really brings me a lot of joy, and they included autistic Henry, which was not something I realized I loved until I read it. Also, the Jemily? Quite wonderful. 

This Time for Sure - this is the fic I’m currently reading and I really like it so far! It’s got Hotch and Spencer as childhood friends, and it’s very very cute. 

Criminal Obsession by @ssa-sarahsunshine - this is a mafia Hotch, sugar baby Spencer AU that I’m really really excited about! Sarah is a lovely writer (I recommend checking out her fun oneshots for HotchReid and also Moreid), so I recommend following it. 

I’d recommend the aforementioned Sarah for other fic recs, but also @tobias-hankel and @penemily seem to be the knower of all things CM-related so they’ll probably have recs, and @more-heid-pls @sadspencer @slut-for-mothman might have fics I haven’t read!

Thank you so much for asking, TL! I have,,, quite the collection. If you ever want to talk HotchReid with someone, I am so in! Have a nice day!

[izzeywrites]

Law school Aaron Hotchner

[hotchscotchh]

Idk why I was dead set against disliking marvel movies but I’m having regrets

[sparklinspence]

send asks so we can sexualize and feminize fictional men together

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[memories]

My body is but a #hotchreid temple.

[hotchscotchh]

art requests you say???? what about hotchreid being sickly sweet 🥰

Rough and uncolored but I kinda love it

Taglist: @lesbiantodds

Some moors I thought might appreciate this: @ssa-sarahsunshine @tobias-hankel @sparklinspence

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[hotchscotchh]

Small life update since I’ve been MIA for so long

Hi y’all! I’ve said it once and I’ll say it 1000 times. I’ve missed this community so much and I can’t wait to dive back in.

In the past months I’ve been struggling a lot with mental health. I started anti depressants, which are working wonders, but I had to stop going to therapy as I couldn’t afford it, nor did I have time between working almost full time and finishing up high school. It’s getting better now though. I’ve finally built myself a strong support system and pushed out most of the people that were dragging me down.

In happier news, I got accepted to my top college! It’s a small liberal arts school about two hours away from my home and I could not be more excited. I’m just waiting to hear back about my audition for entrance to their music department. I’ve spent the past months drowning myself in music; classical oboe pieces, band and orchestra pieces, choral pieces, jazz piano (which I just picked up and LOVE), and I’ve been absolutely adoring every second of it. I can’t wait for this to be the rest of my life.

As I said before, I pushed out a majority of the toxic people in my life. I’ve found two new best friends, built up relationships that I had before, they’re just even better now, and even started dating my best friend. I’m happier than I’ve ever been.

Im so happy to be back in this community <3

[sasarahsunshine]

Rule: Tag people you want to get to know better/catch up with!

Tagged by: @hoe4hotchner <3333

Favorite color: Light blue, yellow, and pink!

Last song: Glitter and Gold by Barns Courtney

Currently reading: "Identically Different" by Pragnificent (PragmaticHominid), sparkyhero on AO3

Last Movie: The newest MLP movie (I don't really watch movies)

Sweet, savory, or spicy: Sweet!

Currently working on: Planning out a few things actually! My number one planned story rn is a Beauty and the Beast inspired Hannigram fic, but I'm also working on the "Coma" Hotchreid fic, my Hotchreid trope fic for @brillianthijinx's fic exchange, and something fun for a friend of mine.

Tagging: @tobias-hankel @finitegrayfics @hotchscotchh @katytheinspiredworkaholic @fightingdragonswithreid @thesilverqueenlady @rose-garden-filled-with-thorn @spencer-reids-adventures @emmyraebird @physics-magic

[hotchscotchh]

Aw I love these!

Favorite color: green!

Last song: …we don’t talk about Bruno

Currently reading: Books - the hand maids tale and 1984; fics- anything and everything I can find in the moreid tag haha

Last movie: spider man: no way home

Sweet, savory, or spicy: definitely a healthy mix

Currently working on: an art request from far too long ago oops

I’d also love to get back into writing!! Feel free to send requests <3

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‘idiots in love’ prompts

## for idiots who are pining for each other but aren't aware that they're pining for each other.

“you’re so cute.” “what did you just say?” “i said you look like a boot.”

“we should compare hands, you know. science.” “what?” “what? it’s not like we haven’t done anything worse.”

“yeah, okay, so what if i dreamt about kissing you? don’t we all do that to our best friends? …no? what do you mean no?”

“you’re cute.” “what?” “i said you look like a fruit.” “that doesn’t even make any sense.”

“how do i know if i have a crush on someone?” “well, you can’t stop thinking about them, you feel strange when they’re around, and then you want to— why are you looking at me like that.”

“i can’t get you out of my head.” “...thanks?”

“would it be weird if i kissed you? be honest.” “honestly? yes. do i care? no.”

“i feel strange when you’re around.” “do you have a fever or something?”

“just to clarify: me holding your hand doesn’t, like, mean anything, by the way. not in that way, at least. unless you want it to mean something. i don’t mind. that’s cool.”

“you’re an idiot.” (it stands for ‘i love you’)

“...” “...” “do you want to kiss?” “yeah.”

“this sounds like you’re flirting with me.” “...i have been trying to do that for three years now.”

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