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“My whole time here I always thought edens gate was the bad ones but being with John made me see I was wrong”

Mood bord for jordan❤️

“What do you get when you mix guns and beer with a bisexual you get me”

Mood bord for Quinn

#farcry5 #aesthetic #johnxjordan #deputyquinn #quinn sanders

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dating john seed would include (headcanons)

UGH DON’T GET ME STARTED

this man-

first we can all agree that he’s the best at fulfilling your daddy kink

he just has this aura

like he can make you sub for him in no time

“will you behave for me, honey?”

ah yeah, the nicknames

honey, baby/babe, princess

but just because he has the daddy aura doesn’t mean he can’t get bratty

because he damn right is

especially during sex, when you’re at his mercy

“tsk tsk tsk. babe c’mon. you thought i’d make you cum?”

and he just laughs at your face when you look at him with pleading eyes

but he’ll eventually make you cum... if you’re begging well enough

his guilty pleasure? letting you take control

he just loves seeing you all bossy and he’s actually really good at taking orders

overall, john is a great lover

in a relationship john spoils his partner

lots of gifts, but not just jewerly or clothes

he gives a lot of thoughtful gifts too

he’s a really good listener despite being short-tempered

by the way, only you can make him calm down

if someone else tries to calm him they’ll most likely end up dead

in the end, being in a relationship with john is a hell of a ride

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👏🏻my👏🏻type👏🏻of👏🏻guy👏🏻

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Value study

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🤭

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He calls himself the Father... ↳ mods by @xbaebsae

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I call him daddy

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FAR CRY 5 FANDOM

I have a q u e s t i o n.

W H Y

Are y’all horny for the Seed family

(I’m not kinkshaming!!! I think I can see in theory why people are into them, but they also terrify me so I struggle to draw the complete conclusions xD)

Feel free to comment or reblog or whatever answers I just wanna know genuinely xD No judgement from me cuz I too have questionable taste in characters sometimes

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John is my type of guy

Jacob dosent scare me

Joseph is just Joseph nothing to him

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I wonder if Jacob was ever tempted to do this to anyone 🤣🤣😂😂

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Here is Deputy Jackson…

living her best life…

as a gingerbread cookie…

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This is fucken adorable

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tag the oc who rides motorcycles

#jordan ryder

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Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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You, me, a hot tub, 5 enemas, a goat, a Barry Manilow record, lit candles, lime, salt, tequila, a pentagram, a virgin, a box of fudge, ky jelly, a ritual knife, the blood of christ, me between your legs.

You down?

You're being hunted.

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I lost my shit reading this 🤣

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mutuals i would walk the mile with in middle school PE

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“The Baptist’s Daughter” Violet Seed

Even though her Aunt Grace taught her how to shoot, Violet always preferred the bow given to her by her Uncle Joseph. It once had been his weapon and the pair had bonded over him teaching her how to use it. It had always been a point of contention between Violet and her cousin, Ethan, who saw the bow (like many things) as rightfully his.

You can read more about how Violet was given her bow in the one-shot Weird Uncle Joe

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ENJOY MY MASTERPIECE!!!!! 😁😁😁😁 I have more that I will be uploading shortly

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I’d beat the living shit out of that man bun bitch

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Young Heathens by PD3

(This AU one-shot was inspired by an awesome piece of art by @zaffyrr of John in his prison clothes. The post can be found HERE - Go and follow them, they’re an awesome artist!)

Summary: The Seed family have finally been arrested for their crimes but there are still questions that need answers. Rey decides to go directly to the source and visit John in prison, getting far more than she bargained for…not that she’s complaining. (Prison AU) (NSFW)

“So you’re just paying people off? Bribing the correctional officers for the things you want?”

“Among others,” John said honestly, leaning forward onto the table, “Listen, darling, as I’m sure you’re aware, these men and women are extremely underpaid for what they do. If I’m willing to give over the odds for a little bit of comfort, then I’m getting what I want and they get something in return. Everyone wins.”

“But you don’t have what you want. Your brothers and sister are in other facilities,” Rey stated, watching him bristle and quickly righting himself.

“I will get them back, sooner or later,” he said confidently.

“Isn’t that what you said about your ranch?” Rey smirked, remembering the irate radio call he’d sent her, threatening to mount her skin on the mantle and telling her how the walls could scream. She’d shivered then and the memory made her shiver now.

The glint that took his cool eyes had her mouth running dry, the expanse of the table between them offering only a vague kind of safety.

“I never did get you alone in that house. The bunker was so…impersonal. All business and no play. Imagine the things we could have done in private,”

Read HERE

(Be aware this is very much NSFW dirty smut and you read at your own risk 🙂)