[cowboybootz]

wassup, my lil babies? i’m heath. you probably know me from vine doing those weird 15 second videos with zane or as the guy who does dumb shit for david dobrik’s vlogs. sometimes i get drunk to the point of falling through tables and it’s hilarious more than it hurts because i never tend to feel it, except for that one time i had to do it over and over again and then it was caught on video and leaked before the vlog. the best part about it was elijah wood tweeted it out and asked if i was okay so that was my biggest moment. let’s talk about coffee or how dumb i really am at @bigrcdstan

[hotdadsummer]

whaddup dudes??! it’s ya girl corinna. ask me about my dog carl, you won’t regret it. i play lots of fortnite. i’m the coolest person you’ll ever meet without actually being cool.

hmu @ poutygamergirl

[hotdadsummer]

i just tried to put a jar of peanut butter in the fridge what is wrong with me?

[hotdadsummer]

do you think there is some kind of master sleep god that gets to say “hey you get lots of sleep tonight” and “for you, you get to toss and turn”?

[hotdadsummer]

not to be forward but i love u

i think i might just love you back 😌🥰

[hotdadsummer]

harry’s phone correcting my name to corona >>>>

[rosecrystal]

should i get my life together or should i just keep being sexy and chaotic

[hotdadsummer]

everyone better expect a message from me saying hello because i’m feeling social tonight.