SM64 Wario!

Have a rotten day! Not affiliated, associated, authorized, endorsed by, or in any way officially connected with Nintendo, or any of its subsidiaries or its affiliates. Just endorsed by Wapeach.

[sm64-wario]

WAHAHA! IT'S'A ME, WAAAARIO!

This is Wario's blog! I'a saw Mario and Luigi on here, so I'a thought I'd'a give it a try.

I'a have a life outside the'a internet, so don't'a expect me to respond to everything right away. I'll'a try when I'a can, though.

That'a Raichu? That's'a Kremling. I'a found him in my cupboard, eating my garlic chips. I'a keep him around for free electricity now.

...he'a also his own Tumblr now, @pkmn-stadium-raichu

CALLOUTS!

@sm64mario : The'a original. And my'a nemesis. I'm'a still trying to find ways to get money from him.

@sm-64-luigi : He's'a alright. Took care of Kremling while I'a was on a business trip.

@sm64waluigi : Waluigi! We'a don't talk a ton, but I'a respect him.

Wapeach (no blog. Yet.) : She'a pays me to do stuff. I'a guess I'a kinda raised her? It's a long story.

@mariotennisdaisy : I'a ended up ruling her kingdom. I'a regret it sometimes, but it's'a doing better.

@sm64-bowser-da-simp : The'a Koopa King! I'a try to get money from'a him too.

@sms-bowser-jr : Luigi's nephew, apparently

@sm64-green-toad : A Toad.

@sm64-yellow-toad : Another Toad.

@sm64-blue-toad : A Toad that sells lemonade.

@sm64toad : He's'a safe now.

@sms-toadsworth : Old Toad.

@sm64-yoshi : This'a thing is here too.

@sm64goomba : Professional hater.

@mk-dry-bones : Okay, this is getting ridiculous.

@pink-dr-mario : A different Mario, I'a guess? He's a doctor. I'a don't know if he'a has an actual medical license.

@dr-healmore-skc : Another doctor. I'a don't know how many needles he'a has and I'a don't WANT to know.

@hotelmario-mario : Another Mario? I'a guess? He'a doesn't own a hotel despite the'a name.

@ssb-metal-mario : I'a don't know what his deal is but he's'a alright.

@mario-bounty-hunter : I'a support the'a cause.

@ametalsonic : He's'a here.

@rabbid-luigi-bwabwa : I'a don't know WHAT this is or why it's'a dressed like Luigi.

@webber-the-spider, @theizzizzys-sideblog, @shadow-of-nothing, @imafrealinrainbow2: A few random blogs that tend to interact with'a me more than others.

Donation from'a all of you would be greatly appreciated.

(It's'a NOT me, Wario.)

(Howdy, I'm the Mod for this weird little blog. You can call me Clownfly! Formerly called Jes as the mod name. I run a couple other blogs here on Tumblr, @clownfly64 (my main), @clownflu54 (art and random stuff), and @clownfly64again (a project I've been working on for a long time that I'm starting to post on Tumblr about). Check them out if you want, I kinda just wanted to share them.)

(Anyhoo, I'm currently 21, but please don't take that as an invitation to try to have me interact with certain stuff. I refuse to be corrupted by the internet. I'm just here for the memes.)

(Also, to explain the Wapeach thing: My personal headcanon is that Wapeach grew up around Wario and Waluigi, and now treats them as her minions (but in a Bowser type of way))

[sm64-wario]

Alright!

@sm-64-luigi could you'a get us home if we went to the'a Plexus?

[sm-64-luigi]

i’a know my way around the’a plexus (a little), so probably!!!

[sm64-wario]

Well then, let's'a go there. I'm'a sure the'a Backrooms one isn't too different from the'a regular one.

[sm-64-luigi]

yea Let’s’a hope so!

[sm64-wario]

@sm64waluigi @hotelmario-mario @chrisberi2 @sm64-yellow-toad everyone in the'a elevator, we're'a pressing the X button.

[sm64-wario]

Alright!

@sm-64-luigi could you'a get us home if we went to the'a Plexus?

[sm-64-luigi]

i’a know my way around the’a plexus (a little), so probably!!!

[sm64-wario]

Well then, let's'a go there. I'm'a sure the'a Backrooms one isn't too different from the'a regular one.

[sm64-wario]

Alright!

@sm-64-luigi could you'a get us home if we went to the'a Plexus?

[sm64-wario]

Apparently snake blood wahshes off real'a easy.

The'a pool water looks real gross now. Glad I'a did it in a disconnected pool.

[sm64-wario]

........

Wow.

I'a, uh

Did'a not realize what a mess tearing apart six snakes would'a make.

Luigi would'a probably have a heart attack if he'a saw me now...

[sm-64-luigi]

I’m’a Having one already no thanks to the’a concept of hypnosis as’a whole.

[sm64-wario]

Noted. I'm'a writing this down for future use.

[hotelmario-mario]

Figure out ways t' kill each other AFTER we get outta here. Speakin' of which, you still in that parking garage? We can probably come 'n get ya.

[sm64-wario]

Yes, but I'm'a kinda... messy. I'm'a gonna try to find a shower or something first.

Actually, you'a still at that pool area? One of'a you could pick me up then bring me back'a there.

[hotelmario-mario]

We are, yeah. Me or Luigi can probably quickly head back t' the elevator and bring ya down here.

[sm64-wario]

Oh yeah, that'a reminds me, don't press the X button until we've got everyone. It'a sends the elevator to the Plexus (or at least the'a Backrooms version) and I'a don't know if it can get back.

[sm64-wario]

........

Wow.

I'a, uh

Did'a not realize what a mess tearing apart six snakes would'a make.

Luigi would'a probably have a heart attack if he'a saw me now...

[sm-64-luigi]

I’m’a Having one already no thanks to the’a concept of hypnosis as’a whole.

[sm64-wario]

Noted. I'm'a writing this down for future use.

[hotelmario-mario]

Figure out ways t' kill each other AFTER we get outta here. Speakin' of which, you still in that parking garage? We can probably come 'n get ya.

[sm64-wario]

Yes, but I'm'a kinda... messy. I'm'a gonna try to find a shower or something first.

Actually, you'a still at that pool area? One of'a you could pick me up then bring me back'a there.

[sm64-wario]

........

Wow.

I'a, uh

Did'a not realize what a mess tearing apart six snakes would'a make.

Luigi would'a probably have a heart attack if he'a saw me now...

[sm-64-luigi]

I’m’a Having one already no thanks to the’a concept of hypnosis as’a whole.

[sm64-wario]

Noted. I'm'a writing this down for future use.

[sm64-wario]

How did you unhypnotize again?

Fell asleep.

Woke up not'a hypnotized.

Kept my'a eyes closed and tore those mama####ers into as many pieces as I'a could.

The chainsaws helped. Thanks, Chris.

[sm64-wario]

........

Wow.

I'a, uh

Did'a not realize what a mess tearing apart six snakes would'a make.

Luigi would'a probably have a heart attack if he'a saw me now...

[sm64-wario]

pleXus

No!

Hello! Friends! The snakes want to show you something cool! It's not safe down here!

[hotelmario-mario]

...we should probably go see if Wario's alright now. This damn chlorine smell is gonna make me sick.

[sm64-wario]

I have five friends ready to meet all of you! You shoulsn't come down here! It's not safe! You should press the X button in the levator

Never better!

[sm64-wario]

*an entire bucket of water appears from nowhere and pours the water on Wario’s head*

normally this snaps people out of hypnosis, did it work?

[sm64-wario]

I’m not gonna have to attach a turret to wario’s back so he stops getting hypnotised, am I?

What does the stupid snake want anyways

Press the X button in the elevator!

[sm64-wario]

The backrooms has no use for cash, and those euros are fake, look closely, Wario, don't get conned!

I can't look closely! The snake is showing me shiny stuff!

[sm64-wario]

The snake will make you lose money.

The snake just gave me three euros!

[sm64-wario]

Hello! I woke up feeling better than ever! Maybe my friends can feel this good if they press the X button in the elevator!