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microdosing pickles!!! (eating cucumbers with a LOT of salt)

clean your room or drink a glass of water please if you don't do at least one of these things I'll explode and die but then I'll recover and then explode and die again and this cycle will repeat forever until you save me

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#for you fish

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accidentally typing eeek instead of week this close to spooky season

#halloween #spooky season #skeleton #pumpkin #Reblog

you’ve pita’d your last chip, stacy

#this joke format is all I am #stacy’s pita chips #pita chips

you’ve gilmored your last girl

#gilmore girls #meme

favorite holiday of the year,, happy Spotify Wrapped day folks

#spotify wrapped #spotify #let me see yours!

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accidentally typing eeek instead of week this close to spooky season

#happy fall #i’m ready for spooky season #halloween #fall #autumn #I love a seasonal post

last night I dreamt that when boygenius is not playing music they are full time owl conservationists

#just imagine phoebe bridgers #with a great horned owl #oddly wholesome dream #boygenuis #phoebe bridgers #julien baker #lucy dacus

cumagloia

seagulls have so many virtues. beautiful. sleek. bold. daring. capable of navigating land water and air. devoted mates. good parents. capable of being gay. much more intelligent than people give them credit for. adaptable. loud. can fit an entire starfish in their mouth. i could go on

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