ok since you made me read this with my own two eyeballs: "sect leader yao, the cultivation world's #1 most eligible bachelor!" now you got me curious what was the "hottest cultivators" ranking for the older generation when they were young xDDD um the competition is strong: sect leader yao, jgs, jfm, old lan bros... wrh too I guess! the cursed ranking xD (hmmm I wonder if the old lan bros placed as high as lxc and lwj)
The official hotness ranking of the dilfs of mdzs
Canonically pretty, unfortunately. The donghua made him weirdly hot and he’s called handsome in the novel. He may be a slime ball, but he’s an attractive slime ball
Have you seen his donghua design?? This guy is ATTRACTIVE. Jiggy only did one thing wrong and it was killing this hunk of a man.
He fathered the top two beauties of the next generation, so he must have been gorgeous. We don’t ever see him and I don’t think his appearance is ever described, which ordinarily would be a negative. But the mystery of it all is pretty sexy. Solid #3 spot.
Like Lan Wangji, he gets knocked down a bit because of his personality. Even the sexiest man needs to be likable to be fuckable ignore that jgs is #1 dfghjkl. He’s a Lan, so of course he’s beautiful, but having a stick up your ass is quite the turn-off.
He may be the #1 most eligible bachelor now, but that’s because most of the competition from his generation is dead kjhgjkl;
He’s described as having a slim figure and gleaming eyes! Gleaming eyes! He’s a hottie, but in a soft, approachable way. The kind of guy you’d be proud to show off to your parents.
Unfortunately, he’s not from one of the top five sects, so his beauty is overshadowed by everyone else’s money and he gets knocked down quite a bit.
Before he was a part time shitty father, he was a full time hunk. Like his son, though, when compared to everyone around him, he’s just painfully mediocre. jc i’m so sorry
So the Exiled Rebel translation describes him as “unusually hulky,” which… speaks for itself
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