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yaoyang+2 x manipulate, mansplain, malewife for anon 乁( • ω •乁)
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ok since you made me read this with my own two eyeballs: "sect leader yao, the cultivation world's #1 most eligible bachelor!" now you got me curious what was the "hottest cultivators" ranking for the older generation when they were young xDDD um the competition is strong: sect leader yao, jgs, jfm, old lan bros... wrh too I guess! the cursed ranking xD (hmmm I wonder if the old lan bros placed as high as lxc and lwj)
The official hotness ranking of the dilfs of mdzs
1. Jin Guangshan
Canonically pretty, unfortunately. The donghua made him weirdly hot and he’s called handsome in the novel. He may be a slime ball, but he’s an attractive slime ball
2. Wen Ruohan
Have you seen his donghua design?? This guy is ATTRACTIVE. Jiggy only did one thing wrong and it was killing this hunk of a man.
3. Qingheng-Jun
He fathered the top two beauties of the next generation, so he must have been gorgeous. We don’t ever see him and I don’t think his appearance is ever described, which ordinarily would be a negative. But the mystery of it all is pretty sexy. Solid #3 spot.
4. Lan Qiren
Like Lan Wangji, he gets knocked down a bit because of his personality. Even the sexiest man needs to be likable to be fuckable ignore that jgs is #1 dfghjkl. He’s a Lan, so of course he’s beautiful, but having a stick up your ass is quite the turn-off.
5. Sect Leader Yao
He may be the #1 most eligible bachelor now, but that’s because most of the competition from his generation is dead kjhgjkl; He’s described as having a slim figure and gleaming eyes! Gleaming eyes! He’s a hottie, but in a soft, approachable way. The kind of guy you’d be proud to show off to your parents. Unfortunately, he’s not from one of the top five sects, so his beauty is overshadowed by everyone else’s money and he gets knocked down quite a bit.
6. Jiang Fengmian
Before he was a part time shitty father, he was a full time hunk. Like his son, though, when compared to everyone around him, he’s just painfully mediocre. jc i’m so sorry
7. Sect Leader Ouyang
So the Exiled Rebel translation describes him as “unusually hulky,” which… speaks for itself
the Teaching Instinct TM
fuck marry fuck: lan qiren, lan qiren, lan qiren
there are now 30 of you in lan-er-gege’s thirst club 😩😛👌👅💦😳 daddy’s so proud👌👌😩😩😳😳
send me a quote and i will make you a gif, write you a drabble, or compose a sonnet about lan qiren (you choose!) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
challenge: from your creations, do a split of before and after adding your coloring. tagged by @purplexedhuman and @aowyn <3
before is a man who isn’t the love of my life and thus shall not be named, and after is lan qiren, who is extremely attractive and needs to call me back ;))))))))))
😜❤️😘💕😍🥰🤩😭🥵💦✨💫
SEXY
Oh, "yeast is slow, it costs a lot to fill up" is such a lovely series of word to discover anywhere
tag yourself
The ingredient list possessed my hands
just made the WORST gif of my life are you ready for this
The category is body, look at the way it’s sittin’ That ratio so out of control That waist, that a$$, them t*tties If I wasn’t me and I would’ve see myself, I would have bought me a drink
What’s tragic about the yaoyang fad is that we are ignoring the staggering throuple vibes of sect leaders Yao, Yang, and Lan Qiren. ‘But lqr is a major clan leader,’ I hear you saying. ‘Why would he hook up with some minor leaguers?’ Listen. That’s the beauty of it. Lqr doesn’t know what he’s doing here either. But one day they all looked down and realised that each one of them was wearing crocs with socks and probably sect leader Yang was like “wow call me crazy but uh, do you feel that? That’s chemistry.”
It is big, he is a Lan after all, but like.. how big?
Happy Valentines day qiren-nation 💙💖💙
IT’S LAN QIREN DAY
I'm glad that we as a fandom have finally moved on from wangxian and started to develop finer tastes like yaoyang and whatever the fuck is going on with lqr
He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look then the panties comin’ off, off, uh
Happy Valentine’s Day to one man and his butt