Ask Grillby

*You are welcome to ask me anything you like.

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Why are you a disembodied head

I am not a....

I'll just show you.

There. I hope you're happy.

[hotmanonfireeeee]

Where's Grillby?

He gave me the blog willingly.

Why? Do you think I harmed him?

[hotmanonfireeeee]

After some deliberation, I've decided that I am not going to continue manning this blog. Nobody has asked anything in a while, and I have no reason to continue.

So, for now, goodb

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☟︎💣︎📬︎ 🕈︎☟︎☜︎☠︎ ✋︎💧︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ❄︎☼︎✌︎☠︎💧︎☹︎✌︎❄︎⚐︎☼︎ ☝︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 🕈︎ORK? IS THE TRANSLATOR FUNCTIONING?

Ah, here we are.

My name is W.D. Gaster. I am - or rather, was - the royal scientist, under King Asgore.

[hotmanonfireeeee]

I never expected to reach this number of likes.

Thank you. All of you.

[hotmanonfireeeee]

How do you know wingdings?

. . . . . i don't . . . .

no. It's about time I talked about it.

I've waited far too long.

(cont. under the cut)

I knew a man called █.█. ██████.

He was a... let's say, friend of mine.

He was the royal scientest for decades. Every day, he would come to Snowdin, and he would greet me.

And get his favorite meal.

And then he would leave once he was finished.

He and I grew closer over the years.

In fact...

I believe that we knew each other as children.

██████ was always kind to me, and to my patrons.

I just wish I could see him one last time.

[hotmanonfireeeee]

Would water temporarily estinguosh you or permenantly or magic fire is different?

How would I be able to hit you without my attacks burning up? Or is that magic too?

*Water IS able to kill me. Please do not pour water over my head.

*Grillby seems serious.

*Really. Don't.

[hotmanonfireeeee]

Adding onto that, the last time I was doused with water...

Well....

(POSSIBLE TW?)

Most terrifying day of my life.

[hotmanonfireeeee]

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE GREAT PAPYRUS? NYEH HEH HEH -SINCERELY, NOT THE GREAT PAPYRUS

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So, water? Have you ever tried drinking it?

[hotmanonfireeeee]

hows sans doin’?

[hotmanonfireeeee]

What is your favorite dish to make?

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......

(asks are open again.)

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Heya! What are your thoughts regarding the former royal scientist W.D. Gaster?

Ah, Gaster. I remember him.

I miss him.

[hotmanonfireeeee]

Why did you decide to open a bar?

The idea of making money was why.

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Hello fire uncle, can I call you that? you are now my uncle! -Kaos anon

Sure.

[hotmanonfireeeee]

You give me depression, darling 

........what?

[hotmanonfireeeee]

oooOOooo, asks are open.

Anyway,

Hows your daily life in Snowdin, it might be a bit wet for a fire person like yourself!

it does get quite wet, seeing as i am made of fire. However, I have a tactic for that. *He pulls out a pair of boots and an umbrella.

[hotmanonfireeeee]

can you style your hair? also Merry Crisis :) -@chaos-and-kromer

Not really. If I touch certain materials, however, I can change color.