HOT ROD (NOT FRENCH)

hows it hangin' [as a disclaimer - this is a sideblog so my likes come from elsewhere :D!]

[hotrod-standing]

'Sup

Welcome to Hot Rod Standing, the place to get all your Hot Rod info straight from the mech yourself!

This is a roleplay blog alongside being a standing blog

if you aren't interested in seeing me, just block! :D it keeps things simple for me and for you!

anything typed normally is usually Roddy, but anything from me (Mod Egg) will either be in parentheses () or signed of at the end with - Mod Egg!

THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND BEFORE INTERACTING:

I am 21+, and I do not want any suggestive/sexual asks or remarks from minors!

Flirty asks are fine, but please consider sending something non-suggestive before something flirty! I have no problem with such asks, but please remember that there is an asexual mod running things and I may not be comfortable/hesitant answering things!

I am open to shipping with Hot Rod! Just message me or send an ask to get in contact to discuss! However, I am not comfortable doing shipping with other standers who are minors!

I can be pretty anxious talking to people, so I apologize for late replies/dry replies! Trust me, it pains me just as much as you :,D

IF YOU ARE UNSURE ABOUT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SEND/ASK, DON'T BE AFRAID TO CHECK IN WITH ME FIRST!

I would prefer to talk things out rather than both of us be surprised!

↓ now for the tags: ↓

#hotrod standing - images of roddy standing!

#hotrod not standing - replies to rp, asks and posts with no roddy image! basically the Text Post tag!

#hotrod mod yapping - the rare posts of me saying something or posting something!

#hotrod standing art - art of hotrod standing, usually standing blogs specific!

#suggestive - Tag I will use in rare cases I think something needs it! Please, if you do not want to see anything of the sort, block the tag! :D

I list it here as I have had posts in the past I have already tagged suggestive, and use it to not confuse anyone!

Please remember, though, that even with that tag, I am not open to sexual or NSFW asks.

↓ OTHER STANDERS! ↓

Autobots:

@acidstorm-standing

@alpha-trion-standing

@arceestanding

@beachcomber-standing

@blaster-standing

@blurr-standing

@bulkhead-standing

@bumblebee-standing

@cliffjumper-standing

@cosmos-standing

@dinobot-standing

@drift-standing

@grimlock-standing

@inferno-standing

@jetfire-standing

@mirage-standing

@optima-standing

@prowl-standing

@prowling-prowl

@ratchet-standing

@red-alert-standing

@roller-standing

@shredhead-standing

@sunstreaker-standing

@tracks-standing

@ultra-magnus-standing

@wasp-standing

@warpath-standing

@whirl-standing

@wreckgar-standing

Decepticons:

@bonecrusher-standing

@breakdown-standing

@buster-standing

@knockout-standing

@longarm-prime-standing

@megatron-standing

@misfire-standing

@nacelle-standing

@nemesis-flying

@standing-nightbird

@scavenger-standing

@the-real-skywarp-standing

@soundwave-standing

@starscream-standing

@sunstorm-standing

@thundercracker-standing

@shockwave-standing

Neutral:

@allspark-floats

@shadowstriker-standing

@standingskywarp-mutagenesis

@sttandingsunstorm-mutagenesiss

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Hey it's not all bad, at least you being in prison means you're spared the effects of the rust outbreak

—there was a what?? what do you mean there was a rust outbreak??

...maybe you're right. maybe it isn't so bad I'm away from all of that

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Are you an Artpilled Museum-Maxxer?

what the fuck does this mean

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Oooh, I touched a nerve.

Soo, when are you actually gonna get the balls to tell him you like him?

I'm just gonna keep asking until you answer by the way since you can't exactly leave, so you might as well just tell me.

ugh. all of you little jerks on here are annoying.

you can ask all you want, you'll still have to wait. I can't exactly just waltz on out of here to go talk to Springer

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I think anon meant Springer as your boyfriend

Though it's weird cause all that's happened is you very unsubtly simping for him

hey. hey anon.

shut it.

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Man I don't think your boyfriend would be happy abt those kisses

BOYFRIEND????

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You look so cutes all covered in them lipstick marks.

I'm just gonna add another...

LEAVE ME ALONE

HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN MANAGING THIS

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oh you are so cutes kisses kisses

why. why me.

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You wouldn't mind if I had just a little nibble, would you?

I WOULD mind, thank you very much. back off.

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Can I ask you a question?

uhhh, sure I suppose? not like I can really say no and walk away right now

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Baby boy what a cute baby boy squishing your cheeks

why are– can you stop?

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hot rod. you need to start an underground fighting ring in prison hot rod. its the only way out. you gotta

see, I would if there were literally any other prisoners. as far as I can tell, it's just me and the Terror Twins down here for company

and as much smack I talk, I am not starting a fighting ring with those two

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How do you feel about Blurr coming out as Bigender? You guys seem to be friends so do you have any opinions?

Blurr came out while I was in jail??? frag yeah, good for her!!!

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This is a holdup, give me your pronouns

well, in honor of you Humans' month of Pride, I think I have to now! I just use he/him! tried some cooler ones out before, but they didn't really stick so I just use the ones I got

who knows, maybe I'll find something in the future!

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it's pride month hot rod you know what that means!

....huh? what?

do you want me to like...be in jail on the Gay Nemesis or what?

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Do you need help there bud? Do you need someone to come break you out?

I'm not comming Optima to come get me like I'm some lost sparkling! and I don't need help getting out, either! I can handle this!

I just need time to figure things out and get a plan going. stop acting like I'm stupid.

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