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My musings on whatever I feel like

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Attempting some tricks from the top. And my inner thighs are paying the price...#aerialhoop #aerial #hoop

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Some more #aerialhoop . There's no filter for removing backsweat sadly...#circus #flexible #bruises #hoop #aerial

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Look! No Hands! Woo hoo! #aerial #aerialhoop (at London Pole Dance Academy)

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Tell them how I'm defying gravity!! #aerial #aerialhoop #backbalance #bruises #circus (at London Pole Dance Academy)

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Cheeky bit of #foodporn! A #Nutella #Cake ... in a mug. A #countdown mug! Have I mentioned I was on that show?

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Today marks the end of #Movember, a.k.a Pretend-to-be-Barry-Chuckle-vember. We've managed to raise over £500! If anyone would care to donate, head to mobro.co/mrsamlake. Goodbye Samstachio, you moust-asshole!

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Thinking this should be my new place of work...#pun #amsterdam #pie #pieminister #selpie #selfie

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The finest #Condomerie in all of #Europe. #amsterdam

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#amsterdam #banksy #noselfie #Samsterdam

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#sunset in #lisbon #beautiful #thisisntaselfie

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#Lisbon was fantastic, amazing company, amazing food, amazing times, just #amazing. Now for #Amsterdam! #30000ft

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BRB, just going to #Portugal. First #holiday in 5 years!!!

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Rude News:

Naughty UKIP Nazi Nutshots, Jay-Z & Solange, Boris Johnson, Bieber and Game of Thrones. All in one biege-tastic show!

Enjoy!

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NEW SERIES: Rude News!

This week's headlines include David Cameron at Nandos, #PayForYourPorn & Conchita Wurst's Eurovision win!

Enjoy!

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VEDA Day 22: A Message for Bobeesha

This is my 'Sasha Fierce'. Her name is Amber Waterfalls. And she's a lot...

Enjoy!

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ASK ME GUYS

1. Last kiss

2. Last phone call

3. Last text message

4. Last song you listened to

5. Last time you cried

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

7. Been cheated on

8. Self harmed

9. Lost someone special

10. Been depressed

11. Been drunk and threw up

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

15. Made a new friend

17. Laughed until you cried

18. Met someone who changed you

19. Found out who your true friends were

20. Found out someone was talking about you

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

27. What time did you wake up today

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

32. What are you listening to right now

33. When is the last time you had sex?

34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now

35. Most visited webpage

36. Favorite colour

37. Nicknames

38. Relationship Status

39. Zodiac sign

40. Male or female

41. Primary school

42. Secondary School

43. High school/college

44. Eye color

46. Height

47. Do you have a crush on someone

48. What do you like about yourself

49. Piercings

50. Tattoos

51. Righty or lefty

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

54. First best friend

55. First hookup

56. First Bestfriend

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

60. Drinking

61. I’m about to

62. Listening to

63. Waiting for

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

65. Get married?

66. Career

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

68. Hugs or kisses

69. Shorter or taller

70. Older or Younger

71. Romantic or spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

73. Sensitive or loud

74. Hook-up or relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

77. Drank hard liquor

78. Lost glasses/contacts

79. Had sex

80. Broken someone’s heart

82. Been arrested

83. Turned someone down

84. Cried when someone died

85. Fallen for a friend

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself

87. Miracles

88. Love at first sight

89. Heaven

90. Santa Clause

91. Kiss on the first date

92. Angels

93. How would you label yourself?

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

95. Did you sing today

96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

100. Do you like the way you look?

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Haven't done one of these in forever. Let's go!

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VEDA Day 21: Game of Thrones! Spoilers! Spoilers! SPOILERS!

Recapping Season 4 Episode 3!

Enjoy!