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I love posting about my job out of context: today my boss made me and all my coworkers do a plank competition

#I don’t know how long I held mine for but it felt like forever #my core is killing me now #mads lib

the unyielding h*rniness I was experiencing has turned into romantic yearning I think I hate this much more

#not even about anyone in particular #I feel nuts #mads lib

this song has aged beautifully but in a despicable way. it used to make me think of a romantic relationship but now it just makes me think of how wonderful it was being a 1d fan :(

#OH GOD IT HURTS #emo hours #mads lib #Spotify

celebrating the 16 year anniversary of one direction by listening to their music while doing my cognitive behaviour therapy homework

#this is what being a baddie looks like #mads lib

my iron is so low I’ve been trying not to pass out since yesterday morning so I had an emergency steak dinner tonight AND I COOKED THAT SHIT PERFECTLY!!!! it was beautiful and delicious and I no longer feel like I’m on deaths door

#mads lib

did anyone else see the françois arnaud under armour ad what the fuck that was so sexy

#mads lib

hotts4watts

I HATE THAT I FEEL EXCITEMENT ABOUT A M*N TEXTING ME CAN YOU ALL PLEASE THROW ROCKS AT ME

hotts4watts

actually I need you all to tell me to grow a pair of balls

#I need to woman up #mads lib

hotts4watts

I’m a strong believer in signs from the universe and two different songs called “bad idea” came on shuffle while I’m texting t*nder man

hotts4watts

surely another good omen right guys

#help #mads lib

I’m a strong believer in signs from the universe and two different songs called “bad idea” came on shuffle while I’m texting t*nder man

#and then one called all bad #what dat mean #mads lib

I’M IN SO MUCH PAIN WHY IS MY UTERUS IS MY BIGGEST OPP

#mads lib

I found out I had low iron back in january and it has taken me this long to realize the correlation of my low iron and my awful period symptoms AND IN OTHER NEWS GRASS IS GREEN

#like DUH #I had my levels up before my last period and it was not bad #I got it again today and I feel like I am withering away #mads lib

koiagain

Omg i hate waking up to some embarrassing shit i posted the night before I didn’t say that bro it Was not me

drivestraight

i would know him from jersey tuck and gay stance alone

#wn88 to me #<- prev I had this exact thought before I saw your tag

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angel

vali singing along to oh canada before the game baby let me help you become a dual citizen 👀💍

#mads chirps

currently experiencing the horrors of being a woman and I log on and see my dash is experiencing the horrors of blue jays baseball we all going thru it tonite

#mads lib

hotts4watts

my period ended almost two weeks ago and yet the ovulation scaries are still present I’M TIREDDDDDD

hotts4watts

I need to be sedated I think

#forcing myself to think about the joey trade to see if that helps #mads lib

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