Nikita Kucherov strangled my hamster

Collecting interests and hobbies to distract from the existential crisis. I accidentally turned this into a sports blog. She/her, 22, Dodgers fans DNI

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Intro post because I am a serious and professional tumblr blogger.

I post a lot of hockey and baseball, mostly liveblogging.

Leafs fan by birth, Sharks fan by choice, and a recent Bolts sympathizer (tier list under the cut). Sceptres supporter also (no pwhl tiers right now as I have yet to become blinded by hatred towards anyone. Give it time).

I would do anything for the Toronto Blue Jays.

I also like fantasy books, rock/metal music, Star Wars, a select assortment of marvel movies, and pringles.

You must imagine a massive gap between "I hate Los Angeles" and "Atlantic Division hell." If you think the gap you've envisioned is big enough, I can tell you it is not.

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Fuckass Detroit…

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Saw a post call Cole Caufield “Cole” and I know that’s his name but seeing it standing alone like that is just so messed up. It’s full government name or last name only, who the hell is “Cole”

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when i see people mad about mckenna probably going to the leafs it’s just…..have you not witnessed the two month long humiliation ritual we’re currently being subject to let us have this one thing

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can you believe there was a time when the leafs were hockeyblr’s chosen blorbo team

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I miss my goat Anthony Cirelli and his romantic shorthanded scoring opportunities

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i can’t believe in another world the leafs front office owns functioning clocks and matthew knies is a hab

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Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

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BASEBALL IS FUN NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY GOOD FRIEND BASEBALL

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Must feel good as fuck to slide into home plate the way Ernie does

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This umpire is full of shit

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There are an unbelievable number of people on this planet named Brandon

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The Florida Panthers are genuinely good for nothing. They ruin my hopes and dreams for years and then the one year they could do some good in the world they just fuck right off. I could depend on them to go out there and actually kill people, and now when I want that, they’re not here to deliver.

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Maybe Hoffman is just really scared of the number 9 now

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I would hate being a catcher because why is the umpire always caressing their back. Get off me.

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Channel switch back to Jeff Hoffman oh my god

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My dad switching the channel to the cup final during commercials ummm doesn’t he know I was trying to pretend that wasn’t a thing that was happening? Blue jays baseball is all that is real, stop this madness