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heya im feya though you may know me more by the username i use almost everywhere, houfukuseisaku. i write sometimes and draw sometimes and make animatics(?)/fanpvs very rarely (like, once a year) and you can also find my stuff at:
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OKAY FINE. Spin for a kink. You’ve just noticed this in the tags of an e-rated fic you were going to read.
How are we feeling?
YES this is IT this is my THING
Oh fun!
Sure, why not
Not really my deal but I can go with it
Nah, not feeling it
NOPE.
Vanilla extract (I don't read kink / I don't read e-rated fic / nuance / results
Preemptively, in case this gets away: Be cool in the notes.
listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different
i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts
this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it
cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah
I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.
Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.
But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)
Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".
Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.
congrats, i award you funniest take on this post
I love the part when the camera is spinning and they didn't even tried to hide the fact that it is a stage, you can see where the fake walls ends and all the lights and other screens
its tough out there but so am i
Kinda peeved about the specific people in the autism community that try to claim all autistic people wouldn't be disabled if society changed to fit us but no, I, for one, absolutely would be disabled. My autism causes me to lack interoception which is the sense that allows you to know if you need to eat or drink water or go to the bathroom or get sleep. I have to set alarms to remind me to eat because, if I don't, I won't know I'm hungry until I'm knee deep in a migraine. I also have a neurogenic bladder and me not knowing when I need to pee until the last possible second can easily trigger my bladder into failing and I'd have to get a catheter inserted so I don't get kidney failure. I have to write down how many bottles of water I drink in a day to see if I drank enough water because, if I don't, I'll get a migraine.
Then there's also sensory issues. Sure, we can make society be a little less bright and loud but you can't escape thunderstorms or people screaming because they're in pain. We can't force dogs to stop barking or babies to stop crying. Society changing won't fix that.
Then there's autistic people who need full-time care. Some have intellectual disabilities. Some people can't communicate on their own even with digital AAC devices or sign language and need caregivers to be their voice. They're definitely disabled. Society changing won't mean they won't need full-time care. And that doesn't mean people shouldn't try to change things for the better. If we create good change, we could absolutely reach a point where high support needs autistic people can have access to the best possible kind of care.
A lot of this sentiment I believe comes from internal ableism like people have to blame anything except for the fact that disability is a natural part of life. And I'm not trying to force people into calling themselves disabled either. That defeats the whole purpose of this post. But I'd like people with low support needs to stop speaking for everyone in the autistic community. Disabled isn't a bad word. It's just part of life.
Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮
I'll tell anyone about adblockers btw. I got ublock origin installed on the laptop at drag karaoke once because the youtube ads were driving us all insane. I told my physical therapist about it so she could fix her background music. from about 2012-2021 I essentially never saw an ad unless it was on the subway and I want everyone to be able to live like that
the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.
Character who's a third wheel, but in the same way that a tricycle has three wheels. You technically might be able to remove him, but it's going to be a lot less stable and a lot more likely to result in someone's death if you do.
ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man
pet peeve when people act like the only reason studios like disney keep gay rep to a minimum is so they can 'edit it out for the chinese broadcast' like ok sure grandpa its the commies fault again. do you think china is the only place where homophobia still exists or
its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history
for those who dont really understand:
-the first baseman had no reason to chase Baéz, if he just stepped on the bag he was automatically out
-theres two outs, so if hes out, the inning is over. even if the runner on second base gets home, the run doesnt count. its not until hes safe at first that the run scores
-theres no specific rule in baseball about running backwards from first, just that you “cannot retreat to home base” meaning so long as if you dont touch the plate, its fine
-Baéz ran backwards to kill enough to get the run to score, and then stole and extra base on the base on the bad throw
-HE TOOK THE TIME TO UMPIRE HIS OWN PLAY AND CALL SAFE
what a fucking sport yall
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Javier Baéz’s nickname according to those announcers is El Mago which is spanish for The Wizard
Well earned
love how the explanations do not help at all
Let me see if I can break this down a little more.
Javier Báez (the batter, a Chicago Cub, wearing blue) has just hit the ball. His job is now to run around the bases - 1st, 2nd, 3rd, back to where he started (“home”), at which point he will have scored a point. In practice, he will probably stop partway, wait for the next batter to get a hit, and try to make it home from there.
The Pittsburgh Pirates (in white) are fielding. Their job is to stop the Cubs from scoring by getting them out, by various combinations of catching the ball and tagging people or bases with it.
The scoreboard (top left) shows that one Cub has already made it to second base, so he will resume running now that Javy has a hit. It also shows that two Cubs are out. If a third Cub gets out, their turn to bat will be over, it will be the Pirates’ turn to bat, and the Cubs can’t score anymore (for now, but that’s not relevant).
The Pirate at first base (the first baseman) has the ball. All he needs to do is step on first base while holding it before Javy gets there, and Javy is out. This is probably the number one most common thing a first baseman has to do.
He does not do it.
For some reason he starts chasing Javy, presumably trying to tag him with the ball directly. This is a perfectly legitimate way of getting him out, but also completely unnecessary.
This has never happened to Javy before. Unsure what else to do, he just kind of… jogs backwards away from him.
Meanwhile, the Cub who was at second base (Contreras) has made it all the way back to home. Because the Pirates’ first baseman has helpfully walked the ball back home, he can easily toss it to the Pirate at home (the catcher) who will tag Contreras out.
The catcher doesn’t tag him in time.
The umpire signals that Contreras is safe (not out).
Javy also signals that Contreras is safe, just for fun. He’s never been nearby when a teammate makes it home before, and he’s enjoying himself.
Notice that the score has not changed, even though Contreras made it home. That’s because Javy is still technically running to first base. If he gets out before he reaches it, the Cubs’ turn to bat is over, and nothing else that’s happened since he hit the ball matters.
Javy remembers this, and heads back to first base. The catcher throws the ball to another Pirates fielder, who is frantically running to do the first baseman’s job.
He doesn’t catch it.
Javy is safe at first. Contreras scores (although the scoreboard won’t change for a second).
Javy notices how far away that ball landed, and decides he can make it to second base before anyone picks it up and tags him out.
An offscreen Pirate throws the ball to second base, where another Pirate is ready and waiting to catch it, tag Javy out, and end the Cubs’ turn to bat.
He doesn’t catch it.
Javy is safe at second. The video doesn’t show it, but he will go on to score as well.
This should have been a very easy out for the Pirates, but through two dropped catches and one truly bizarre decision from the first baseman, they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and turned it into two points for the Cubs.
The Cubs won this game by two points.
HAPPY OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL 2022 YALL. LETS PRAY FOR MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT
I know I’ve reblogged this before, but here’s a version with an explanation for folks unfamiliar with the game* and this amazing comment:
Never change, Pittsburgh
baseball heritage post
Baéz’s nickname was El Mago because he could dodge tags like he was clipping through reality. He was a wizard on the base paths and absolutely magical to watch. This play, however, was the single best play he ever made.
They interviewed the first baseman afters and he was like “I have no idea what I was doing either, sorry” leading to many claims that El Mago simply magicked the poor man.
Hey, you'a in a system? That'a cool! I'a support you! I'a also in a system! It'a called the Nintendo 64!
I think there's a lot of autistic people who are technically speaking, but are unable to voice most, or all, of their true thoughts and desires using their natural speech alone, more than is currently known about anyway. Autistic people who got very good at using their mouth to say a lot that sounds correct but is incomplete or even meaningless. Good at repeating what people want them to say. Using stock phrases or delayed echolalia. People so good at rote input output "if this, then that" vocal motor skills ("If someone says this to me, I say that." Automatically spit out response from these set phrases, etc) that nobody around them realizes they're speaking with someone who basically has a dialogue tree with finite responses. And if they do realize, they don't understand why that is, and sometime assume malice.
Meanwhile the autistic person is being slowly mentally crushed from not being able to get their true or complete thoughts and feelings out. "Sudden outbursts" from usually quiet, easy going, or socially boisterous autistics? Possibly, communication breakdowns happening in plain sight.
Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry
the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions
