three cheers

Oliver Hoult; i was just a product of street youth rage

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[playboyvictor-blog]

Oh shit. Hold the phone. Oliver Hoult? Is that you?

[houltoliver]

Oh shit. Let me check... yep, it's me. How do you do, Derek Morrison?

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[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: you did don't lie

Oliver: Fine

Oliver: I did

Oliver: missed everyone

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: have ya missed me (;

Oliver: Sure, sure

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: geesh don't be so bitter

Scott: im sorry ollie poo ill make it up to you

Scott: I MADE A RHYME

Scott: i should be a rapper

Oliver: ...

Oliver: haven't even changed one bit

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: hi ollie!

Scott: there ya go :D

Oliver: That doesn't count

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: idk ask about serena

Oliver: Alright...

Oliver: Can't believe after five years the first thing you tell me is that I have a kid

Oliver: Don't even get a "hi, Ollie!"

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: yeah basically

Scott: idk ask her

Oliver: Typical Ronnie

Oliver: What do I say?

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: which explains why i have a 5 year old niece

Oliver: So you're telling me that Ronnie has a five-year-old daughter and I am the father?

Oliver: And she didn't bother to tell me?

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: you had sex with ronnie before we moved to new york

Scott: do you remember that?

Oliver: How the hell do you know that?

Oliver: Oh right

Oliver: You're her brother

Oliver: But yes I remember that

Oliver: But that was five fucking years ago

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: you

Scott: have

Scott: a

Scott: kid

Scott: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oliver: I

Oliver: don't

Oliver: remember

Oliver: ever

Oliver: making

Oliver: one

Oliver: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: I may still be immature but I wouldn't joke about one of the best things that happened to me after graduation

Oliver: I still don't understand what you're talking about.

[playboyvictor-blog]

I love the quiet, but ‘m really starting to miss the city.

[houltoliver]

You like to hear the sounds of cars honking every minute of every day more than this peace and quiet? Strange, you are...

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: Serena is your 5 year old daughter.

Scott: it's not my right to tell you anything

Scott: well i told you this but I'm mad at ronnie so it's ok

Oliver: 5 year old daughter?

Oliver: What?

Oliver: Scott are you pulling another prank? We're 23, high school is over

[houltoliver]

Text: Ollie

Scott: text veronica and ask to see serena

Oliver: Who's Serena?

Oliver: Why are you telling me to do this without any explanation?