Never Alien Stop Disco

I have no idea what I'm doing | consume at your own risk | FREAKS ONLY ZONE

[realpersonfacts]

being a male professional athlete is an ontological sin the weight of which can only be balanced by having the sports rpf bloggers do some truly heinous shit to you in the google docs

[pinkmanapologist]

when men are hiding the fact that they're all broken and battered and bruised up underneath their clothes, they're basically wearing lingerie. to me

[elgremlino]

can they just end this one already

[elgremlino]

i keep forgetting this isn't sudden death

[schmilsson]

sports arent real

[schmilsson]

sports stands for

S - piss

P - yourself

O - off

R - immediately

T - for

S - free

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[elgremlino]

why. just why

[elgremlino]

ach die Rasenkasper

[elgremlino]

mein kleines Franzbrötchenplätzchen

[dog-teeth]

yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?

[gordiehowehatty]

will you watch the world cup finale today? or what's your opinion on football/soccer in general?

i have not kept up with the wc but will be watching with my parents bc i got nothing better to do (and i feel here in germany you're liable to get stoned if you say you don't like it out loud lol)

I regret to inform you I will not be watching the WC finale. Soccer is the one sport that I have tried and failed to get into at several different times in my life and I just…can’t do it. Like it’s fine, it’s the world’s sport for a reason, it is just not Lexi’s sport.

Who are you rooting for (who tf is even in the final???) ((get behind me, I’ll protect you))

[elgremlino]

no yeah, i get that! i'm watching mostly as a bonding activity with my family and i'm curious if my perception of it changed in any way since i started getting into hockey

[badwolfbadwolf]

I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.

[leeshajoy]

There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.

[randomslasher]

The three keys to the promised land are “Block, Unfollow, and Do Not Engage” 

[murderousginger]

I have been in Fandom spaces for 20 years. It is LOVELY once you become the bog witch that no longer gives a fuck.

[windsweptinred]

Proud fandom bog witch who's fucks have runneth dry, proudly maneuvering round meaningless discourse like...

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[smooththegoofyshark]

🌻🌼🌷🌸🏵️🌹🌺💐🍀

Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today

[emmaklee]