Trust No Bitch.

[thebelchers]

[silly-little-pal]

[mantisdepot]

Forever and ever

[mantisdepot]

they are best friends

[nick-nellson]

NEW GIRL 2.13 A Father's Love

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: You can trust me.

Walker: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something...

Yelena: Ugh! Is this about those stupid Tamagotchi?

Walker: Actually, it is.

Ava: Okay, guys -

Yelena: You left me with six of them, Walker. Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!

Walker: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health! And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to, like, actively murder them in order for that to happen!

[avesolangelo]

[ After the crew did something stupid and dangerous ]

Bucky: I am at lost for words...

Ava, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Bucky yelled at us for the next 45 minutes.

[godtrauma]

(watching any horror movie) i simply would not try that hard to survive

[thebelchers]

[starsanchor]

Bucky: Where's Yelena, Bob, and Ava?

John: They're playing hide and seek.

Bucky: Where?

John: I really don't think you get how this game works.

[rylandsgrace]

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel

[nosebleedclub]

What do you believe in now?

[moldpuppy]

self preservation through love

[sleepdopesmoker]

chupacapra

[guillotinedream]

Chupacabra as well

[nessa007]

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

[oldermenfucker]

i’ll bring her home by ten, sir! Your daughter calls me daddy too

[cowardlycandy]

Has this been done yet

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[jaynotwayne]

happy holidays!