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Able, 26 idk man I just work here current obsessions are Muse (10+ years), and RDR2. Mass Effect, Dragon Age, MCR, Arctic Monkeys, Crawlers, LOTR, and whatever amuses me.

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[alighttoburnalltheempires]

yes your hyperfixation might be crazy but have you gone as far as making them into pwoper fishes and dunking them into a fishtank on your lockscreen

[blood-4-breakfast]

Proof that matt was a meerkat in his past life part 1

@cherrylng an excellent opportunity to use ur smol meerkat tag hehe ^^

[houseofwolves14]

:(((((

I wish I could put into words how I actually feel about an Issue but it will just come across and dumb and lame on the internet

dafslkhjdl;

[zygon-commander]

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

[spielzeugkaiser]

He’s absolutely building pools and taking the ladders away-

[somuchbetteronholiday]

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[angelofthe2000s]

I’m afraid some of ya’ll just don’t have the freak gene that lets you enjoy ACTUAL enemies to lovers. Ya’ll think that trope is just like coworkers fighting over a promotion or smth like no give me people that have tried to maim and kill one another or give me nothing

[ravmycupine]

The more things change, the more things stay the same....

[saewokhrisz]

senki se menekül

[enthyrea]

rocky learn about human tattoos on portable earth thinking machine

[cityofdelusion]

guess what day it is?

that's right!

happy fuck that twink saturday!!!

[nishe1]

what was in the water in moscow, on the 22nd of september 2001

just a guy and his little boyfriends (interpret at will)

[redstonedust]

wands are like the smartphone of the wizard world, a slimmed and streamlined spellcasting apparatus of the modern era that has many slightly older wizards going "ugh kids these days don't know what it's like to have the sturdy weight of a Staff in your hands at all times. sure its not as portable but at least i can still use it to beat a motherfucker when im out of mana."

[redstonedust]

there are gen Z spellcasters trying to lead a wizard staff revival but they're all made out of cheap wood and crystals they bought on tiktok live and at least one has splintered and exploded on their user. meanwhile grandpa is in the back like "in MY day we had to memorize all our runes and draw them out of thin air backwards in the pouring rain 5 times a day"

[redstonedust]

and wizards who use scrolls and tomes to cast their spells? linux users.

[hollis-art]

let's be pebbles and misbehave on our field trip to mr. grace's habitat :D

do you think this would give him flashbacks to his last memories of earth being him getting manhandled? yes or no

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog