you and me could write a bad romance

[rederiswrites]

The last three babies spooked for some reason, and instead of rounding the corner to go back to their den, they went into our paint room, which was open. Alas, they were very very disinterested in leaving.

[inzergue]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

oh

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[thefriendlypigeon]

❤️💙💛GRACEFUL💛💙❤️

⭐[my social media links]

[artsylizzard]

Crocheted a Rocky and have no one to show him to since it’s 2 am, more photos will be coming bc I’m so proud of my son LOOK AT HIM

[cherriielle]

grant us a Pope who doubts 🕊

[girlbloke]

I could really do with a reward or incentive

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[thesilliestpotato]

Ursa Major (Greater Bear) & Silna

[mother-meri-deactivated20260530]

and now some words from our sponsor: LESBIAN KNIFEPLAY

[hylialeia]

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

[cryptotheism]

Given how often solar eclipse are used to date historical events, I think an international calendar should begin on the day of the first recorded total solar eclipse.

[cryptotheism]

If scientist are right about some Irish petroglyphs, it is currently the year 5365. Christ was born in 3340. The Egyptian middle kingdom period lasted from 1300 to 1558. The Ottoman empire took Constantinople in 4793. Star Wars episode IV was released in 5312.

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[kosmogrl]

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS