sup

my mascara runs more than I do

[ryanribbitys]

[ivare-enim-euge]

Arguing with an Aries

[hotsoccergirl1234]

The hands

[joshpeck]

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website

[ithelpstodream]

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[popularhumor]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[serotnin]

serotonin? in this economy?

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

this is it, we’ve found the ultimate specimen of millennial humor

[dyingbulb]

[goth-aunt]

I’m

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

[yourbigsisnissi]

[hustlerose]

(youth pastor voice) you know who really has big dick energy? the lord 

[federalbureauofislam]

Feeling dumb bitch energy flowing thru my very being

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tiavision]

today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

[rabtownsend]

I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.

[officialnaomicampbell]

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”